Ask & Dare US! [COMPLETED]

Random Scenarios #2

Remember that dialogues in brackets are thoughts

Enjoy~

~1~

Shu: You know Lui the words which describe you are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, and I.

Lui: What does that mean?

Shu: A**hole, B*tch, Cold, Elf, F*cker, Goddamn, and Holy sh*t,

Lui: *showing middle finger* F*ck you thrice

~2~

Lui: You know I want to kill the handsomest man alive on the Earth

Shu: So what?

Lui: But suicide is wrong

Shu: You know what-

Valt: I want to kill the dumbest boy that exists on Earth.

Lui: So go on and kill him

Valt: But if I kill you Free will kill me

Lui: .................. Imma give up on the life

Shu: XD XD

(If you understood then it is funny for you)

~3~

Kuki: Ok guys think you got something you lost in past. What will be your reaction?

Valt: Thanks for giving me back my all the emotions I lost

Shu: Thanks for giving back my innocence

Lui: Thanks for giving me back my pet shark 

Free: Thanks for giving me back my 'cheerful' attitude back

Ayas: Thanks for giving me back my confidence back

Ryuga: Thanks for giving me back my sister

Kuki: ...................

Also Kuki: Okay you all need a therapy-

~4~

Ayas: *falls from the stairs*

Ryuga: *catches me* I think you fell for me~

Ayas: I've already fell for you months ago dumb a** *blushing*

Valt: *le falls from kitchen counter*

Shu: *le catches him* Did you scrapped your knees while falling from heaven~

Valt: *blushing*

Lui: *le falls from sky*

Free: *le sleeping*

Lui: *le falling from sky*

Also Lui: *breaks his backbone*

Free: .......... *not giving a f*ck about*

Also Free: *le still sleeping*

Also Free after few minutes: Where is my sharky?

~5~

Ryuga: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Would you accept my love for you?