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I'm going to arson the Eiffel tower.

Mehehe






Anyways.

once upon a time, there was a kiddo named R.
R was a goodie goodie. he never judged anyone or forced something on anyone. but he did like to throw ketchup at every thing. One day his aunt was getting married and his family was, of course invited. He secretly brought a stack of mustard instead of ketchup. When it was time to take pictures with the bride and groom, he dipped his hand in mustard and started writing "Deez nuts" on the walls. By the time everyone was finished taking photos, the whole building was covered in mustard B). Then everyone got mad and decided to insult the beautiful artwork done on the wall. R came over with a swtich and when he flipped it everyone exploded because why not. Then he squirted ketchup everywhere. He went out the building and headed for the white house, there he wrote the words "die government" on the building with mayonnaise. He decided that he felt bored so he committed arson on himself.

The end.

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