RE8 Headcanons

the lords receive a squishmallow

y/n buys a squishmallow for the lords

Alcina

Y/N really wants to suprise Alci with a cute gift. Knowing her own obsession with squishmallows, she thought that it would be a perfect gift for her lady. She makes her way to the Duke, pleading that he finds a huge bat squishmallow. The Duke never disappoints, so of course he had it special delivered for Y/N.

"what is this box doing outside the castle, dear?"

'It's a little suprise for you, special delivered and everything.' you were so excited you could hardly contain yourself. You quickly grabbed the box and her hand and led her to the main hall. Of course Alcina had the widest smile as you led her to the sofa, but she wasn't going to let you know how happy she was... yet.

'All right, now be carefull opening it, i don't want it ruined before you even get to see it'

Seeing how concerned you were, she decided to use her hands instead of her claws to cut the box open.

"Darling, you really shouldn't have gotten me a gift, thank you."

She smiled and continued to open the box, pulling out a massive black stuffie with wings and a little face. Her eyes glowed and she let out the biggest chuckle.

'Do you like it? I figured since you like dark stuff and bats it w-'

She cupped your cheeks and smiled. The way she looked at you with happiness made you feel like you were going to pass out right then and there.
"I love it, draga mea."
She kissed the bridge of your nose and pulled you in for a hug. As happy as you felt, you were a bit flustered because your face was smothered by her boobs.

in the future days in the castle, you could sometimes see her giving the bat a hug, or even yelling at her daughters to never touch it. your heart flutters at how much she cherished it.

Donna

You decided to purchase a little bunny squishmallow for Donna because you knew how much she loved the gifts you gave her. Of course a mini for Angie because you couldn't leave her out. You bagged the gift in a flower bag and put Angie's in a little pink bag. You just knew that Donna was going to freak.

'Donna, come in the living room! i have a little gift for you.

As soon as Donna heard you call her name, she was already in the room you were in, making her way to sit on the couch with you. Her face instantly lit up when she had seen you hand her a bag with the prettiest of flowers on it.

"Oh, Y/N, you shouldn't have! I love it already!"

Her smile lit up the room, and so did yours when you had seen how happy she was already. Donna took out the plushie and began to tear up. She held the bunny close to her and glanced over to you.

"It's adorable, doll, I love it so much.'

She embraced you in a hug, until both of you yelped out of suprise.

"UMM? Where's mine? you didn't forget about little Angie huh???"

Angie's little speech made you both chuckle. You assured her you would never forget about your favorite little doll, and you handed her the little pink bag. She violently ripped the bag and held a mini bunny in her hands.

"OOOOHHH!!! Oh my it's me sized!! IT'S SQUISHY!! SO SQUISHY!!!!

her little arms wrapped the bunny and she waddled off to go play with her new friend.

Donna smiled at you and told you how much it meant to her that you got angie something. You seen Donna lean in, and even though you expected another hug, she kissed your forhead. Donna couldn't help but giggle at how red your face was.

ever since, the bunny was always next to her, rather if she was gardening, sewing, or sleeping

Moreau

You handed Moreau a nicely wrapped box. You had gotten him a big axolotl squishmallow. Honestly, you couldn't wait for him to see it. Knowing that the other lords tend to ignore him and think of him as worthless, you knew how much it meant for him to receive nice things

"Oh my little Y/N! How happy I am! what is it what is it!!!?"

'open it silly! you have to unwrap the gift.'

you chuckled at his excitement. Moreau quickly unwrapped the box and pulled out a pink axolotl. He was smiling and jumping and hugging you all at the same time.

"It's perfect, Y/N! PERFECT!!" he hugged you again, but a little longer this time.

'I am so happy you like it' you replied, kissing his cheek.

You can tell how suprised he was. Both of you decided to watch a movie. You guys cuddled up and decided on The Titanic.
Even though he was next to you, he was also hugging his squishmallow and smiling.

even after a few weeks, he still carried his axolotl all over the place, even at meetings.

Heisenburg

When you asked the Duke for a massive sized unicorn squishmallow, he just knew you were about to give this thing to the most powerful dude in the village. Of course he agreed, and even wrapped it for you.
'thank ya duke' you smiled to him and trotted away.

Duke was definetly concerned for your well being.

When you handed heisenburg a blue bag with a silver ribbon on it, he looked at it like it was about to explode.

"the fuck is this?"

'will you just open it? i wanted to get you something nice to make you see that not everything has to be made of metal!'

honestly, he kinda looked shocked at how you were thinking of him.. i mean, he really did care for you but he would never show you that.

"fine." he rolled his eyes and began unwrapping it. seeing how much your face lit up made him warm inside. he pulled out a giant pink unicorn and immediately started laughing. when you seen how much joy this stupid gift brought him, you started laughing too.

but out of nowhere, he dropped the unicorn and embraced you in a smothering hug.

'yeah ok this never happens, u ok?'

"shut up and hug me back, this wont happen often"

you definetly relished in this moment, soaking up all the attention he ws giving you.

in the future weeks in the factor, sometime you glimpse at him sitting next to the squishmallow complaining about how much of a bitch mother miranda and lady d was. you really just awoken a monster.