the only crack fic i will ever make

i got bored and wrote this one day

the ONLY chapter

also i do not watch naruto. just thought it'd be funny cuz i only know that naruto and sasuke scream at each other so i just made an entire (short) crackfic out of that

Naruto. Sasuke. Naruto. Sasuke. Enough. DOnkey had enough of all this yelling and fighting. Gently, he raised his voice, and said,,, 👹DONKEY👹 Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and then looked at Donkey, from Shrek. "You know what, Donkey, you're right. We've done enough fighting for today. Sasuke and I... used to be close friends. Until we started shouting each other's names angrily. And for that, Sasuke,, I deeply apologise." "Naruto-chan.... I'm sorry too." Sasuke said with tears in his eyes. "I never meant to shout your name angrily, but I'm willing to make any sacrifice to be back together." Donkey watched as the two lovers made their warm embrace and started french kissing each other with guacamole on the side. "👹DONKEH👹DONKEH👹DONKEH👹 (All in a day's work.)" he said, tears running down his cheeks.

ok the end

bye

while you're here check out my original story Space Girl pls pls i have been writing part 2 for 1 and a half month now and i rlly need the motivation thank yewww