Parkers trip home

Say what now?

A/n
Hey so I'm this is kinda pathetic but it's a big deal for me, today someone insulted my new haircut (just shoulder length) saying I look like Tarzan and it hurt so I did that thing where you ask them to repeat themselves and since they were on the other side of the classroom they said it ab 5 times before giving up and I've never felt more powerful

anyways I'll let u start

Peter parker was the poster boy for perfect, always being ready on time, making sure he had time for breakfast and most definitely never forgets his lunch. He usually walks because its good for his legs but every now and again he will enjoy the slow peaceful nature of riding the buss to school.

'If only' peter thought as he hurried to brush his teeth while simultaneously brushing his hair and pulling on todays science pun t-shirt that read 'find x' with the letter x circled in red. It may or may not be the shirt he wore yesterday but he was out late on patrol and forgot to set his alarm so he was running dangerously late. And that would be a disaster, with all of his unexplained 'sick' days and internship business he had to miss school for he was running high risk of several hour long detentions filled with his uncle Steves PSA videos, he swears he has visibly shudders every time he hears that patriotic narcissist say 'so you got detention...' if anything Steve was more likely than anyone to get a detention if he went back to high school, he didn't want to sit through any more of them for as long as he shall live. Although he guesses the school have a point. He wasn't exactly present a few months ago when he has two weeks off due to his aunt mays death thus adoption of him from his mentor/farther figure. May had been in a tragic car accident about six months ago, it was a drunk driver and may was an innocent bystander, peter blamed himself for a while, but after his family's reassurance and friends shoulders to cry on he eventually got back to his regular old self. Who buy the way is currently t-minus 3 minutes away from a detention of his ap physics teacher Mr Harris.

Peter checks the time on his watch "shit" he mumbles quietly, it muffled by the sound of the dry piece of toast he stole from Tony's plate

"Language"the whole team murmur out of reflex.

"Goddamn it" Steve sighed. Everyone that lived in the avengers tower were currently in the kitchen they used eating breakfast, said avengers being tony pepper and peter ,ofc, steve, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, vision, Clint and Nat and Bruce.

"Your sooo gonna be late spider-boy" Sam teases and peter hurry's to scramble out the door, 2 mins 45 seconds until his first period bell rings.

"Happys not gonna be able to drive you there in time you know, kid" tony mentions while gulping down Whats presumably his 4th cup of coffee that morning alone.

"Yep, yup i know," peter scrambles to say as he rounds the table, snatching Tony's mug, downing the contents then cringing at the bitter taste of Luke warm black coffee.

"Psycho" he whispers to himself.

"So what are ya gonna do about it spider-ling" Bucky taunts,
"You can't be late today, mr Harris said he has an announcement" pepper reminds him

Peter hastily pulls on his unlaced vans rushing out a quick "I'm gonna swing" before securing his nanotech web shooters and pulling on just his mask as a slight precaution before jumping out the open window opposite the kitchen.

"Kids a maniac i swear" tony murmurs

"Wonder where he got it from" Nat smirks.

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Swinging through the bustling streets of New York at 7:58 in the morning sure is a great wake up call for peter as the wind stings his eyes even through his well built mask.

Whistles an shouts come from the streets down below packed with on lookers but he does not have time to stop as he swings himself to the back entrance of midtown high. He makes sure no one is watching him before shoving his mask in his bag, entering the school and wrestling his way through the late crowd.

With exactly 3 seconds to spare he bursts into his ap physics class and lands in his chair just as the bell signals the start of the lesson rings.

"Nice of you to join us mister parker," mr Harris says, no one knows of the adoption but his two friends Ned and his less friendly more girlfriendy girlfriend mj. Peter wants to correct him but he know he can't, no one believes him about his internship why would they possibly believe him about his adoption.

Peter just sinks into his chair after their teachers remark,
"Penis Parker's probably late because his orphanage lady probably didn't wake him up, knew they could beat him up about it later" flash remarks, now this isn't new to peter, everyone heard of aunt mays death and just presumed, some people pitted him for a while, others like flash and his goons just saw it as  another reason that there better and another thing to bully him about.

Peter sighs but just ignores him as he knows he will only get backlash from mister Harris, just because flashes parents send sizeable donations to the school, none of the teachers are aloud to touch him- even if he is dumb as rocks-

Mr Harris, as thought, just turns around and begins his lesson about something peter learnt about ages ago. he still pretends to listen just to be respectful, he even manages to ignore the way flash leers at him the whole lesson. Whispering things like 'puny Parker's got no family' or 'penis can go cry about it' or one of his newer more poplar insults ' poor puny peter penis parker just likes to lie for attention, don't ya' i mean points for illiteration ig?

The lesson went by in a bit of a blur, he couldn't talk with Ned or Mj as they sat over the other side of the classroom so he resorted to staring at a fixed point on the wall where the paint had started to noticeably flake away letting you see the ugly clown shade purple they must have painted over several decades ago.

A clap brings him out of his daydream.
"Alright class, that concludes todays lesson-"

Everyone shuffled and made a move to shove there stuff in their bags so they could get the hell out of dodge.

"BUT-" mr Harris continues " i have a special announcement to make"

Groans could be heard from the students who believed it was another 15 page essay about the importance of some science spiel,

"No. No.no. Your gonna like this one i promise" he continued,

"We have just received that this years 3 night felid trip will be held at none other than.........
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STARK INDUSTRYS!!!!!!!

"Say what now?" Peter reacted shocked.

A/n
Eyyyy. So... first chapter whaddya think?
It its not much but i kinda just wrote this at 9:27pm on a Sunday before school, the idea just came to me in the shower so idk, this is the product of my probably demonic shower thoughts....
Anyways
1163 words!!! Not bad if i do say so myself.