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This is a book of yo momma jokes please don't get offended. These jokes are not mine.

Yo mama so short

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by akyra14

by akyra14

1.Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime

2. Yo mama so short she models for trophys

3. Yo mama so short she has to get a running start to use the toilet

4.Yo mama so short you can do backflips under the bed.

5. Yo mama so short that she has to hold up a sigh that says, Don't Spit! I can't swim

6. Yo mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare

7. Yo mama so short when she smoke weed she can't get high

8. Yo mama so short she can glide on a dorito

9. Yo mama so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

10. Yo mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor