Yo Mama Jokes!!!

Yo Mama So Ugly

1.Yo mama so ugly they push push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

2, Yo mama so ugly she scared the black off of Michael Jackson.

3. Yo mama so ugly she went inside the haunted house and came back out with an application.

4. Yo mama so ugly her dad takes her to work each day so hes doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

5. Yo mama so uglt E.T. couldn't heal her.

6. Yo mama so ugly Bob the builder said he couldn't fix that.

7. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind people cry.

8. Yo mama so ugly she signed up for an ugly contest but they told her no professionals.

9. Yo mama ugly she went to motel 6 for a room and they didnt even leave the light on for her.

10. Yo mama so ugly hello kitty said goodbye to her.