Oli London x Shrek oneshots

Arcade

At 7:00 am, Oli was peacefully playing in the Arcade, suddenly he stopped and saw Hoshin with another girl.

Oli London: How dare he cheats on me, he doesnt sarang me 😔 he sarangs another girl who is beautiful than me, lord why did I deserve this
He said while crying, bleeding and losing, he was full of pain and sadness, until he did a big revenge is to do a very smexy glow up.

*the next fucking day*

Oli London approaches Hoshin and then Hoshin starts to kick his bulgy wulgy violently and throwed a smashed a cattail on his face

Oli: How dare you😢 you never sarang me. What a cheater, I hate you, I'll never sarang you like what you did to me 😡

Hoshin: No one even asked. And also, Jiafei is my new girlfriend, she's pretty and a good person, unlike you, who is a plastic made of London that should be thrown by team seas. Period.

Oli: I'm wasian by the way (White and asian)

Hoshin: still.
And then Hoshin kills Oli London 😍