Quotes

Some people were getting annoyed, so I'm going back to numbers. (14)

"AVIS!!!" Luna yelled. She looked to Fierce Deity. "How can i keep a promise when i don't know what will happen? How do i know that you weren't in on this? After all, I saw you step over my lifeless body and say, 'I'll leave you here, then.' Don't you remember that? Cause i got BIG news for you, mister! I DO! Do you take me for a fool that was born yesterday? HUH? If that was your best friend- Not that i would imagine that you have one- What would you do? I see that you're not to keen on keeping promises yourself, are you, Mister!" She spun around towards Ganondorf. "And YOU! How dare you freeze my boyfriend in a block of crystal! Who do you think you are, to try to steal someone's power? To enclose them in a deep sleep? HUH? You fool! Speaking of 'Stealing power', How bout i steal yours? I believe i have a much more worthy cause for it than you, you fool! Why, if i had that kind of power, i would use it to unfreeze Avis! You both are just like all theives. Rather than work to build something yourself, you would rather just steal from someone else!" Luna growled menacingly, and turned back towards Deity. "Allow me to restate something a friend already said to you. You knew he would die, didn't you! Obviously, it wouldn't have been a touching, heartfelt moment between father and son, right?" She turned back to Ganondorf. "You were never there for him! you abandoned him and his mother before he was even born! But..." she calmed down a little bit. "You are a coward, aren't you Gannondorf? I, obviously, am not. Oh! Don't expect me to be Captain Obvious this whole conversation! Let me tell you something you probably didn't know. Fierce Deity? Yeah, he's been able to see me this whole time. And you wanna know what else? He hid in a mask in our world. A MASK! You know what that means? HE is a coward, too!" Luna gasped.

"Oh! I think our little Bromance here is going to break up soon! You know why? Cause i hear an argument! Do you hear it, Ganondorf? Well, Do you?" She looked to fierce Deity. "Oh, Mon Cher! Do you need ice? You got a nasty looking burn there!" She looked at Gannodorf. "you nasty piece of cowardly scum. If i were you, i would go bury myself RIGHT NOW. Hah! If i were you, i would wish i wasn't even born!" Luna laughed. "Good thing I'm not you!" She turned towards Fierce Deity. "That goes double for you, you Double-timing Homie Hater! ooh, yep, you're definetly going to need some ice. Oh wait! you're both already Cold-hearted! The ice will do neither of you any good. Your souls are frozen inside and out! Why, you're practically made of ice!" Luna faced Ganondorf, and got closer, so that their faces were only inches apart. "Go to hell. Oh wait! Scratch that! I don't wanna see you there!" She backed up. "Now, boys. You will unfreeze him NOW. Or will you be COWARDS and run away? Is that too complex for your few brain cells to decipher? Do it NOW, or you both go die in holes! I'll make you dig them yourself! Is this 13-year-old's sarcasm and seriousness too much to handle? or were you already crazy?" She faced Gannondorf. "Oh, boy! someone looks angry!"

-"Luna" from Hyrule Heroes-Another World by Zelda27896

(Yes. I wrote this. It's in Hyrule Heroes-Another world. If you know what Legend of Zelda is, Then..... Well, go ahead and read it! )