(MY ELF GIRLFRIEND!) _Malereader x elf girls

~Chapter Nine~

Irene: Alvin, I command you to stop at once!

The mysterious elf freezes mid-swing. I feel my heart stop.

Alvin: My lady! This man is attempting to commit sexual assault on-

Irene: Y/N, get off me so I can explain what really happened.

I roll away from Irene. Together, we get back on our feet.

Irene: Y/N, I'd like you to meet Alvin. He's some knight from Elfandia.

Alvin: With all due respect, my lady, I am not just "some knight" I am an elite member of the kingswatch, a group of warriors sworn to protect king Alfar.

Irene: King Alfar is my father, in case you don't know.

Alvin: And I am here upon orders to return you to Elfandia, my lady. King Alfar has been worried for your safety since you ran away.

Irene: Then let him worry. I like it here in the world of humans. And besides, Y/N here wasn't assaulting me. In fact, we liked what we were doing. Isn't that right, Y/N?

"Stop being crazy, Irene! What happened was just an accident.

(I better watch my words. One wrong move, and I could get head chopped off.)

Irene: Hmpf! Some prince.

Alvin: An accident, eh? Very well. If the princess assures me that she wasn't violated in any way...

Irene: I said I wasn't, okay? I wasn't! I wasn't! I wasn't!

Alvin tries to hide the surprise from his face.

Alvin; Whatever the reason for the dreadful position in which I caught you...it doesn't matter. Princess, I am here to take you back to Elfandia.

Irene: ..............Okay. But under one condition. I would like to go home first...so I can say goodbye to Y/N's parents.

"Irene, you can't be serious-?

Irene: Shhhh.

Alvin: .........Very well. U shall accompany you to this place you call "Home."

(Oh, boy. The Busy bean is going to have an additional elf under its roof.)

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And with that, I return to the cafe with Irene, Belle, Olivia...And Alvin, elite member of Elfandia's kingswatch. As soon as we arrive in the cafe, Irene axcuses herself.

Irene: Y/N's mother is in her bedroom. I'll go talk to her for a while.

Alvin: I shall be waiting, dear princess.

Irene heads upstairs. Her face appears troubled.

"Is she really doing this, Olivia?"

Olivia: I'm not certain. I am also baffled by her sudden decision to go back to Elfandia. I'll talk to her. Just wait here.

Olivia goes upstairs too.

"......."

Alvin: ..........

"So...hello."

Alvin: Greetings, mortal.

".........This is Belle, my friend."

Belle: Greetings, random elf.

alvin; I am anything but random, thank you very much. I am an elite member of the kingswatch, a group of -

Belle: Yes, yes. You've said that a hundred times already. You're some valiant knight but your choice of fashion says otherwise.

alvin: You dare belittle a member of the Kingswatch.