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The DEADLY Parvovirus! (Virals + Twilight)

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Also, wow! My very own Sans is Ness theory! 😃

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I know, I know. You guys are confused about the big, shiny title way up there. Twilight you should recognize, but Virals? What the Hades is that? We'll, today I'm gonna tell you aaallll about it. On their own, these two series are awesome, one fluffy, slight-cringe vampire romance and one superpower kinda-werewolf fiction. But when you look at these series side by side, some strange similarities began to surface. Hopefully by the end of these two chapters will you not only know what Virals are, but also understand how a couple of felonies and a Native American tribe just might be related to each other.

Which is my lousy excuse of a witty banter. Let's go!

          Today, I wanna talk about diseases- More specifically, viruses. Many of you may already be familiar to a certain virus flying around the world right now, but today's topic isn't that virus, it's something just a tad different: Parvovirus.

For those of you who dozed off during 7th grade Bio, lemme recap it for you. Virus aren't really much. They mostly consists of a scrap of genetic material and a coat of protein to protect the soft, gooey center. A viruses' sole purpose in life is to reproduce themselves, no matter the means. However, their crappy bodies aren't biologically able to reproduce by themselves. So, in order to reproduce themselves and not let their precious bloodline die out (Nope, not my responsibility), they have to grab on to a random cell, which in this case will be provided by an organism best known as Edd Crouse. The virus inserts a bit of its own DNA into Edd's cells, infecting it and forcing the cells to make little copies of the virus at lightning speed. The mini copies then escapes the cell, killing it in the process, making Edd very sick. Now they're the ones responsible to reproduce themselves. Rinse and repeat, and you get a lot of viruses around a sick or dead Edd. Rinse and repeat that, and you've got a lot of sick or dead Edds. Rinse and repeat again, and by now I think you get the point. Parvovirus works without that much of a difference.

Anyways, thanks to a rich boi and an antsy doctor with a comb-over, we have a butt ton of data about variants of a mutant virus to compare. Hooray.

In Virals alone, there are at least three strains that are accounted for. The very first one that made an appearance is Parvovirus XPB-19, the strain that the gang caught after taking care of Cooper, the original wolfdog that Karsten (aka Dr. Antsy Comb-over) , the dude both directly and indirectly responsible for the creation of all three strains of parvo, tested strain XPB-19 on. For convenience's sake, we'll be calling it Goldy- you'll get it later. This strain, just like the B-19 strain, is also contagious to humans.

In the story, there were five smart human kids who may or may not have had a thing for felonies. In a series of felonies regarding the dog tag of a dead girl who got killed for her kick-ass science project, they found a secret lab with a wolfdog in an isolation chamber, deadly ill with a strange, unknown strain of parvovirus. For dessert, they decided to commit one more felony and bust the poor puppy out. They nursed the pup back to health, but unbeknownst to them, this was Cooper, the wolfdog that Karsten tested his newest experimental parvovirus that was to somehow result in a cure for parvo on, which- thank you, O great plot- was contagious to humans.

In the initial states of infection, the victim develops flu-like symptoms such as vomiting, diarrhea, and fevers. However, after a bit, some much stranger symptoms began to surface- Short blackouts, temporarily enhanced senses and physical abilities like lifting a hundred-pound engine singlehandedly and smelling a single piece of rotten lettuce from two stories up, the strange impulse and instincts of a predator such as chomping raw hamburger meat and stalking class gerbils, and the weirdest of all- glowing, wolf like gold eyes, hence the nickname cuz imma brain dead.