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Full credit to the Theorist team and Uncle Rick.
All mythologies are based off the RNCU (Riordan Non-Cinematic Universe).
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Okay, W.W. You've been playing around with the Book Theory account idea for a while, but we have like, what, 6 published chapters? And one of them is the intro? And another is an April fools theory? And that one just sucks a$$? Wait, they all suck a$$? C'mon! Get it together, gal! What should I do for the next theory?
Hmm... Percy Jackson series? Nope, did that last time... The Old Man and The Sea? Yeah, Deadpool's still not Ernest Hemingway... A Series of Unfortunate Events? Erm, still working on the lore... Holes? Hmm, it could work, but it'll take some time... Rick Riordan Presents series? Uhh, definitely reading those later (dam you Cursed Carnival I have limited funds okay)... Twilight and Virals? Uhhhhh, part two's definitely coming... gaahh, I have nothing to read!
Okay, one more circle around my book cave... Gotta find the next theory...
*Insert brightened up png. of my Harry Potter books that are still in pristine condition despite me having read them at least 50 times over 😎*
Perfect.
Hello Internet! Welcome to BOOK THEORY,
Where today, we're going to discuss the real, freakish science of two different species enjoying lemony times together in the wizarding world that somehow sprang from J. K. Rowling's noggin in the middle of her subway ride. Ya know, maybe I should try that sometimes. Help figure out Security Breach and all that.
If you've spent enough time around librarians, real teachers (as opposed to yours), fangirls, theorists, generally well-read people, Lemony Snicket, your goat older brother that left for college, and that one weird but well-meaning uncle of yours, you've probably heard of this phenomenal series that literally swept (Get it? Cuz flying brooms? Okay I'll see myself out thank you) the world off its feet: Harry Potter. And also, this is the first time in our book that we've mentioned this series. We should give it, like, a special moment or something.
~Special Moment-ing~
Okay, okay, getting to the stuff. In the world of Harry Potter, we see a lot of weird stuff. Like, a LOT LOT lot of weird stuff, from dragons that should've been way too heavy to lift itself up into the air (see last theory), to giant squids secretly being an old brave dude that helped with starting Hogwarts, to the ENTIRE FREAKING EXISTENCE OF A CERTAIN THING CALLED MAGIC OH MAH GAWD IT MESSES UP EVERYTHING-
But hey, before we get to the absolutely chaotic chaos, why don't you smash that Vote button like your best friend's red sister, and while you're at it, why not add it to your library, so you'll get notified whenever I start spouting another nonsensical theory? Okay?
Of course, most people reading this should already know who the "Hagrid" in the title is, and even if you don't, take a moment and pay tribute to this infamous meme:
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(If you recognized this meme, then congratulations, you're a true man/woman/non-binary dude of culture 😃)
Anyways, Rubeus Hagrid is the gamekeeper of Hogwarts, the magical school where the majority of the Harry Potter series took place. Hagrid was once a student too, but got kicked out due to taking the blame for opening the Chamber of Secrets and killing a girl, which is a whole 'nother can of historical worms that I'm not going into today.
