Nill Bye awoke, shaken from the nightmare he had just experienced. He looked around. He was still sitting in his armchair, the TV playing some nature documentary about the flight patterns of the Sombre Tit. Turning off the TV He headed to the kitchen to get something to eat.
He opened up the fridge to find Freddy Fazbear in a bikini. "Eat my fazbussy for breakfast, vaxxer daddy owo🥺🥵"
He smirked. Is my nawty nawty Freddy vaccinated he said .
"N-n-n-n-n-no zaddy" Freddy roared.
Nill smirked and got his needle.
"Ok don't panic ok, it'll be sharp pince and then you'll be up to date with your vaxes. And your immune system will be nice and strong for daddy😈"
He vaxxed him and then slowly began to vore him. "Yesssss, such a nice and yummy breakfast"
After he ate, he looked back on his gc. He texted them.
"Lols hey baefys, did I like, totes fall asleep on stream yesterday. "
"Yeah zaddy you did" dream said
"I was really worried papi" snaptrap said
George ignored them.
"I had a like totes weird dream last night, but no matter, I have a hot steamy date with huggy wuggy. But don't tell anyone kittens because he is still dating squidward and I still have SpongeBobs numbers from that threesome with Chica."
Nill shut off his phone and stole his neighbors roses and shook them in then the house. He put on in his butt and then arranged himself in the bed seductively. He hopes huggy will be here soon....
the cat in the hat screamed and cursed and threw thing one out the window. Huggy was ruining his plans. But but.. he had a another plan.. he dressed up as huggy wuggy and then went to nills house.
He did that weird sound huggy makes and then subtly stole nills phone to tell the real huggy to go home.
As they ingaged in rigorous intercouse the cat in the hat then threw Nill out the window and made it look like an accident.
He called the police. Peppa pig promptly arrived chewing on the bacon she made out of her brother George.
"WHAT HAPPEBED HERE OINKA"
we were having vigorish intercouse and he flew out the window and died The cat dressed as huggy said. Slenderman slendered over and said it was true and they left.
The cat got out of his huggy suit and the brought Nill home and wore his skin.
He called his minion Rick Ashley.
"You failed me" he said
Rick's face paled and he said "you know the rules and so do I"
The cats face twisted in rage and then smoothed. He carresed his face and smirked. "Rick, gather every minion you know. We are making an army. Do well and I'll give you some of this catussy."
Rick smirked and said "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, or desert you🥵😩" he then left and called people.
Dangerous people, hard earned killers. Their names were
Carl Wheezer
Lil Naz X
The entire super Y cast
Dora and her twin guns deigo and boots
Mrs frizzle
Rocko from Elmo
Naruto
The Cat in the hat was using his skin and went out. He hadn't texted his kittens all day.
Dream knew something was wrong. His daddy would never not talk to them all day. He assembled all the kittens and gathered them.
"I know this may be weird... but I think something is wrong with daddy....."
Spiderman took a break from making out with deadpool and said " I knew it.... daddy didn't even text us. He hasn't started streaming...."
They looked around worriedly... "let's find daddy"
To be continued
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Nill Bye the evil guy😩
Romanceme and a friend wrote this and thought it would be funny to post.. it gets seggsy😈
