Harry: Y/n you need to eat more
Y/n: If I have to eat more you have to sleep more
Harry: Nevermind
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Ron: Why are you buying children clothes?
Harry: For my child
Ron: Since when did you have a child?
Harry: Since the day I allowed Malfoy to fuck me
Ron:.....
Harry:..... 𝐻𝑎𝑑 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑒𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑
Ron: That's gay dude
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Neville: I love plants
Y/n: I hate me
Neville: N/n no
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Hermione: And that's how you solve the equation
Pansy: I want to get hit by a car
Hermione: Pansy please pay attention
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Harry: How do I get my crush... to ask me out?
Ron: Well you know how everyone always says be yourself?
Harry: 𝑁𝑜𝑑𝑠
Ron: Yeah don't do that
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Harry: 𝑇𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒
Draco: 𝑇𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘
Lucius: What are they doing?
Narcissa: Morse code
Harry: 𝑇𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦
Draco: 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑢𝑝 YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Y/n: Cut my life into pieces
Harry: This is my chocolate bar
Draco: What am I gonna do with you two
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Neville: Now you see me, Now you don't 𝑊𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚
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Ron: What time is it?
Pansy: Pass me a saxophone
Ron: 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑦 𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑥𝑜𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒
Pansy: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒙𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒆
Hermione: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE AT THREE IN THE MORNING
Pansy: It's three am
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Blaise: Veronica!
Blaise: Open the open the door, please
Ron: Who is Veronica?
Blaise: Veronica, open the door
Blaise: Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please?
Ron: Who is Veronica and why are you two fighting?
Blaise: Can we not fight anymore?
Blaise: Veronica, sure, you're scared
Blaise: I've been there, I can set you free!
Ron: BLAISE WHO THE FUCK IS VERONICA?
Blaise: Veronica, don't make me come in there!
Blaise: I'm gonna count to three!
Ron: 𝑆𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 WHO THE FUCK IS VERONICA?!??! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?
Blaise: Ron calm down it was just a song
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"Shh~ Little Devil~ Papa's Here"||Harry x Demon! Child! Reader||Hiatus
FanfictionOn one lonely night, Harry Potter, saviour of the wizarding world, went for a walk through Hogwarts. He went down in a dark hallway and heard quiet whimpers coming from a locked room. Going up to the room, he mumbled the lock opening spell and went...
