Dsmp smutshots

Karlnap: surprise

Some context: Sapnap wanted to surprise Karl in North Carolina so he gets a ticket and plans to be there for 2 weeks.
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Karl's pov:
I'm happy, super happy. I can't believe this happened. I got a discount on monsters. Let's gooo. I packed all my groceries in my car and headed home. I went grocery shopping because I literally have nothing at home. Idk why I get the sudden urge to clean and be extra focused sometimes. Earlier I had asked if anyone was gonna stream later and bad and quackity said they were planning on it. I wanted to join in on someone's stream later, maybe I'll annoy bad.

Ding

Oooo what the, huh Nick texted me. Just a "hey" hmm seems suspicious.
Me: hey what's up?
Sap: what are you doing later?
Me: idk not much, probably just gonna annoy bad on his stream. why?
Sap: I might join you later then, dreams sleeping all day so I'm bored
Me: all day? damn everyone's sleep schedules suck, but I'll talk to you later I gotta clean a bit
Sap: alr bye ✌🏼
Me: ✌🏼 read at 1:40

Kinda weird but whatever I gotta clean. I pop open a monster and blast some music to get to cleaning. Ugh my desk is so dirty, all these cans and tissues. GDFR by Flo Rida started playing. (Idk I just picked one I know he's mentioned before)

Sapnaps pov:
Yesss he's cleaning that's perfect. I just got on the plane. That should be enough time for him. Dream was telling me that he thinks it's wrong for me to not warn him. But I said he shouldn't get mad that I'm not mentioning it, we have always joked randomly meeting each other. It's not like I'm going into his room in the middle of the night saying "guess who". This is gonna be a decent ride, might just take a nap tho. I put on a sleep mask and some headphones and sleep.

Karl's pov:
Time goes by and I've cleaned almost the whole house, I even cleaned the usually empty rooms. Ughhhh this is getting boring now, dammit I finished my monster. I mean I could just get another. I walk to my kitchen and put some dishes away while staring at my fridge. My friends always get mad that I drink them too often but it's not like they're gonna know. So I get one and sit down on the couch scrolling through twitter and then Instagram commenting here and there. Oh damn time went by fast how is it already 3:27.

Sapnaps pov:
Just landed, let's go. I'm kinda nervous but it's fine things will be fine. While getting my luggage I check my notifications, oh almost forgot.

Me: plane just landed, you have fun with patches.
Dream: you have fun with Karl 😏😏
Me: shut up dude 😒🙄 Read at 3:23

Alright and because I'm smart and amazing I already got an Uber. I'll be at his house shortly.

Back to Karl's pov:
Oh bad has been live for 15 minutes , I'll give him some more time to get situated.

Me: hey are you gonna join me in bothering bad still?
Sapnap: of course, I just gotta do something real quick
Me: don't take too long Read at 3:38

Was that too obvious? Oh gosh you know what it's fine not like we don't flirt all the time. You know what screw it bads had enough time I'm joining. I join the server and open his stream to see what he's doing. Anddd he's literally just talking about rat okay perfect. I message him asking if I can join.

"Oooh looks like we have a surprise guest." Bad says to the stream responding back to me. "Hello chat, hey bad." "Hey Karl, what have you been up to recently?" "Nothing interesting just cleaning, thought I might check up on my favorite minecra-" Bunnuu. "Oh someone joined the call." "Hey bad, hey Karl." "Oh hey sap, how are you?" Bbh asked. "Pretty good, I'm outside right now." "I can tell by the bad quality." Karl said giggling. "Mehhhh shut up." Sapnap reports. "You two are childish." Bunnuu. "Ey what's up motherfuckerssss." Quackity joined immediately making Karl laugh. "HEY! LANGUAGE! Quackity how many times do I have to tell you." "Oh are you streaming?" He says sarcastically. "Yesss you muffinhead." "I didn't knowwww." "Oh sure, what are you doing here." "Wha- heyyy I can't talk to my good pal bad." "I don't believe that but ok." "Wow I'm hurt bad, that's so mean and on my birthday too." "ITS NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY" those two kept bickering while Karl and sapnap laughed. "I can't believe you're yelling at me in front of my fiancés." Quackity says starting to fake cry. "Aww Alex come here." Karl says in a whiny tone. Quackity crouches and brings his mc self to Karl's. "Bad don't be picking on him." Karl says punching bads character. "Wha- Karl he started it with the cursing." "What if he truly didn't know." Sapnap says. "Ugh you muffins are just trying to bother me." "Ooo speaking of I'll be right back." Sapnap left the call. "No bad we aren't here to mess with you." Karl said slightly laughing. "Sure mr. Giggles."