The Boys Oneshots

Narrator X Reader "Wholesome"

Hello! Wholesome shit ahead!

⚠️wholesome date w/video games + The Boys third wheeling⚠️

Narrator pov

"NARRADOOOOOORRRRR!" Mully screeched
"RUN PENDEJÓ!"
"COME HERE EDDIE!"
"FUCK OFF JOSH!"
"JUICY HE'S BEHIND YOU!"

Both Eddie and Juicy screamed in a panic as Josh, Mully, and my girlfriend Y/n chased after the three of us with trucks.

"WATCH THE TREES!" I yelled as Mully started to chase after me, speeding down the hills as fast as he could.

I could hear Y/n laughing from another room down the hall, since we had just moved in and she hadn't set up her panels yet.

"Oh Narrator!" She yelled
"NOOOOOOO!"

Y/n's truck flew over the hill and came charging straight for me with Mully right next to her.

"Oh fuck there's Eddie!"

Mully veered off and chased after Juicy and Eddie, who had stupidly decided to stay on the same road together. Josh flew over a house and landed right behind Mully.

"Get ''em Mully."
"Shut up Josh! You get Juicy! I'll get the Mexican!"
"AHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!" Eddie squealed
"RUN! Use those tight little glutes!" I answered back

I looked around and noticed a singular black truck chasing behind me, knowing for sure it was Y/n still behind me.

"OH NARRADOOORRRR!" Y/n yelled mocking Mully
"Hey that's my thing!"
"Shut up Mully."
"Oh damn she gave you the sass." Josh joked

Y/n chased me around, even following the same roads I did.

"FUCK OFF NO! I don't wanna die! Go away!"

There was silence as I sat with my words in my head buzzing around.

"Okay wait I didn't-"

And then she hit me, sending me flying off my bike and into a tree, somehow keeping me alive.

"Wait wait wait wait Y/n! Hold up don't kill me yet!"

Her truck froze, the silence from her mic was making me nervous and it was hard to tell what she was thinking.

"Okay... beg me not to."
"Oh shit..." Juicy whispered
"Yeah he's fucked." Eddie added

I stopped at the edge of where the river was, looking down at my bike. I don't think Y/n knew it was there.

"I uh... I'll uh... Oh! I'll cook dinner tonight! I'll cuddle you after recording! I'll uh-"

She took a small drive forward, starting to cause me to panic.

"WAIT HOLD ON!"

She froze and then reversed, still having the truck facing me.

"Ill edit your-"
"Done!"

And she was off, going towards Mully and Josh.

"Okay I love you!" I yelled
"Love you too Honey Bunch!" She replied

"Damn I'm lucky to be in love but also... I just dug myself a hole."

The end! Hope you enjoyed!