I deeply apologize for the weird Vox Machina (my new favorite thing ever) and The Boys... enjoy!!
Narrator: Percy de Rolo
Eddie: Vexaliah
Juicy: Vaxildan
Mully: Pike
Gabby: Grog
Smashing: Scanlan
Josh: Keyleth
Trinket: Milky!!!
3rd person pov
The tired party of mercenaries slowly walked into the city, collapsing by the door of the tavern.
"Fuck the dragons!" Smashing loudly yelled
"That was fucking stupid." Eddie added
"Augh why do we play drinking games with a girl bigger than all of us?" Mully asked
"So we can get drunk easier." Juicy answered quickly
"Who's drunk? Not me! Definitely-"
Josh, being the weakest stomach wise of all the group, immediately threw up his one drink he had, leaving Mully to try and comfort him as he emptied his guts.
"Ay! Vox Machina! Clean up this mess... or else." A buff Goliath man said leaning down so his face was right in front of Eddie
A quick bar fight later...
Getting there asses beat by sheer amount of luck, Vox Machina was kicked out of the tavern, leaving a very angry Grant to dust himself off.
"Well what do we do now?" Grant grumbled
"Good question." Eddie answered
The gang was defeated, without much money nor a dime to their name.
"And just like that... their luck seemed to pick up!"
Eh this is short as hell but enjoy. Pt2???? I'm not sure.
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FanfictionHello! Yes you read the title correct, I make stories for The Boys!! Hope you enjoy whatever I write and I'm even down to take requests!!! I write: 💔-angst(ish) (I suck at writing these) 😎-platonic 💞-ships (I do a lot of these) 💫-multi 🌻-x re...
