entp x entp eknemises to lovers uwu

wonka enters the school

Wonka entered the school campus, her hair tied messily into a bun. She smiled softly, carrying a bunch of books in her hands. usually just "how to commit war crimes" guides, nothing out of the normal! she tucked a piece of stray hair behind her ear, looking at the greenery around her.  

"i'm so fucking sexy, i'll watch all the men and women and enby hoes cripple." she declares, popping her hips out and striking a pose. people stared of course, who wouldn't? she was hot. really hot. filled with confidence, wonka looks to the left and her jaw dropped. someone was as hot as her?? they met eyes, and the dashing young man looked at her, before biting his lip and winking.  

"hey, babygirl."  

"uh, who are you?" she asks, the man approaching her pridefully. 

"i'm willy. and you're?" "wonk-" 

"i'd prefer to call you gorgeous." "quite flirtatious. are you deciding on stealing my spotlight?" 

"hm..." willy's smile curled in an evil manner. 

"depends, are you planning to steal mine?" wonka gave the same dangerous grin. 

"HAHA, we'll see. you estp whore." she pushed back. willy gasped, grabbing his chest, before regaining his composure and biting his lip in a super hot way.

"i'm an entp, you fucking- you- yo- you- YOU ESFP." 

"woooow! so you're hitting me with the sensors + feelers?! you INSECURE BITCH." 

"YOU CALLED ME AN ESTP."  

"hey, 'cmere." a woman says, grabbing willy on the arm.

 "we don't want things to end like last time." "what happened last time?" wonka asks. "i fucked them up." willy replies, proudly. "more like got fucked by them." the woman sighs. "i'm piss. nice to meet you." "wonka." 

 the bell rang. the three headed to their classes. the three headed to their classes. surprise surprise! they're classmates. 

 "welcome, students." the teacher announces, and a groan filled the atmosphere with everyone knowing they'd have to introduce each other. and that's exactly what the teacher said. "wonka, wouldn't you want to introduce yourself? you're new, aren't you?" wonka stood up, perking her ass out and flipping her hair. she rolled her eyes dramatically too. "POP OFF SIS" piss screamed from the back of the class, while willy told her to stop. 

"i'm wonka feces anabelle freddy fazbear shawty bae, but you can call me wonka. i'm a new student, and i hope i get to dominate you- i mean, get along well with you. i'm into art, reading, basketball, swimming, soccer, writing, reading, critiquing films, photography, horseback riding-" 

"i think they get the point." the teacher cut in. wonka rolled her eyes and flipped her off. "anyways, i'm fucking sexy. i could bang you for science homework answers. thank you!" wonka sat back down.

[9:18 AM]"she's totally you're type!" piss said, nudging at willy. "oh, shut up." school ended, and before wonka went home, piss came running at her, with willy following her hesitantly. "you're really cool!! what's your number?" "me?" wonka asks, smirking. "it's 6969966969666. add me" she winks, licking her lips in such a seductive manner that piss had her jaw open.  "you suck." willy muttered. "suck what?" wonka asked, before laughing at willy's slightly fazed expression. "just kidding, fuck you, kid." "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER BY A MONTH-" "okay, i really have to go now, goodbye!" wonka waves with a grin, then turned to the road looking for a nearby taxi. 




 * switches to wonkas pov bc why not * as soon as i hopped off the cab, i wish i never left school. sure, willy seems unbearable, but piss was nice. now i have to deal with this shit again. i really wish i didn't have to, i really wish i was far away from here, but i'm stuck in this situation. how cruel can life get? "wonka! get in this house you bastard!" "...coming, grandmother." my parents worked abroad and left me with my grandparents. they do nothing. practically nothing. i'm forced to work, i'm forced to make money for them, i'm forced to fucking do all the work because they're old and frail, well i don't fucking care! i deserved to have a childhood. a happy childhood. "wonka! get your damned ass in here!" "i said i'm coming!"i stepped into the house. as soon as i finish college, i'm flying away from here. starting a new life, no, starting this life.