This is based of a sethical video, so props to them.
"Alright fellas, we're here!" Flumpty said enthusiastically
"The fuck is this place?" Grunkfuss asked
"I don't know, probably Italian restaurant, like pizza and spaghetti country." Blam responds with a deep depressed voice
"Dumbass, this a French restaurant"
Redman said in an angry tone
"Why you calling blam a dumbass when you literally crashed our white van and we had to walk such a damn long ass mile just to get here" beaver defending blam
[Shitty flashback]
"Redman. I don't think you can drive" the 50 eyed monster said worried of what will happen
"Nah, don't worry. I got this in the bag" redman reassuring eyesaur
"Bro, you got tiny hands. I doubt it." Blam said
Making redman angry
"Look, dude. I got this. I promise" redman said starting the car
As he started the car the car went so fucking fast like [ZOOOOOMM] Jesus Christ
"REDMAN, STOP THE FUCKIN CAR. WE GONNA CRASH DAWG." grunkfuss yelled at him while trying hard not to fall down back at his seat because of the full damn speed
"I CANT! I CANT REACH THE FUCKING BREAKS, FUCK!" red man yelled back
"hey fellas!" Flumpty said casually who randomly teleported
Everyone screamed at fear of his random appearance where they crashed
The tires and car were badly damaged, especially the front of the car. But everyone safely flee off the smoking broken car
"Yeah, let's just let grunkfuss or beaver take over the car next time." Owl said
"Hey, uh flumpty. Can't you fix this?" Blam asked the egg man
"Nope!" Flumpty said
"why not?!" Everyone yelled in his response
"Well, as punishment, you all will be walking a mile to the restaurant now! Have fun! Oh and here's the map" flumpty said handing a map to blam and disappearing
"Ugh, all this walking is making me tired" owl said
"But, aren't you just flying?" Eyesaur said
"For your information, flapping my wings still hurts you know!" Owl said
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[Back to present]
"Yeah, you're definitely going to be paying for this shit" grunkfuss said jokingly
"I need to go to the bathroom" beaver said about to ask some employees the direction of the bathroom and holding a newspaper
"So, lets take our seats shall we?" Flumpty said breaking the heated conversation a minute ago
"Yeah, I'm tired from all that walking." Blam said
The gang found a seat just for all of them and sat down peacefully
A waiter came down to take all of their orders
"Bonjour. May I take all your orders?" The waiter greeted them
"What's bonjour?" Blam whispered at flumpty
"Something about the food probably" flumpty replied to his question
"Yeah, is there a menu? And while we are looking at it we will just ask for your service" grunkfuss said
"Sure thing, here's our menu" the waiter said and leaving off to serve a different table
YOU ARE READING
the gang goes to random places and burns it all down
Randomcrack fic, don't expect any romance lol, by the way. I don't support the creator of onaf. I did this all for fun. And I only enjoy the characters and game, not the creator.
