Issues that need to be solved

If I were to ever be famous on a talk show

If I was famous and got invited to a talk show, and the talk show host would ask me "Do you watch smut" and I would sit their in silence for 2 minutes and say, "I don't watch it I read it" WHILE SMILING OMG DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE I WOULD BE IN EDITS SAYING THAT. Then the crowd would cheer and shout and the talk show host would look at me and laugh and then i would win a car.