things i think captain would say.

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If you insert enough money in an ATM would it turn into a robot?

( angry marshmallow noises ) I can't reach the top shelf.

How do I get my peach fuzz as fluffy as your mustache gentleman.

(Drunk captain) CoMe On EvErYbOdY LeTs SiNg DeSbAcItO

Player I just blew all your money on marshmallows.
(angry player noises)

If a drink a helium tank will I fly?


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