So remember how Stoner hated engineer and gnome being all lovey dovey. Well I have a headcannon for that.
Stoner and captain used to date and they were pretty much like that but one day they broke up and Stoner hates it when anyone else brings up stuff like that.
Poor Stoner. After making this headcannon I went "you know what, wattpsd needs a place were people can tall about this beautiful boy". So I'm gonna make the Stoner fan club soon.