This is the story of how I died.
No no no wait, it's different this time. Something new, something.. brilliant.
It begins with this little kingdom nestled into this shore, and these loving parents whom the locals called, His and Her Majesty, the King and Queen. Yeah blah blah blah, something about royalty and oh no, the baby!
Well, yes, the Queen had fallen incredibly ill and was on the brink of death while she was pregnant with our young protagonist. And so the entire kingdom guard and everyone that could get their hands on a lantern or torch went searching for a miracle.
Or, in this case, a magic, golden flower.
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Here's another magical part, there's thus evil witch that had already found this flower, but she was very selfish and kept it all to herself. Every night, she would come to the hillside and sing a creepy lullaby in order to grow young again with the flower's magic. Yeah, some real horror movie stuff. Anyway, whenever she would leave the hillside, she would hide the flower out of sight, keeping its magic away from anyone who dared come to this part of the coastline.
But, little did she know, she didn't hide it all the way this time, and the royal guard found it's almost hypnotic glow.
Let's not waste any precious time, the queen used the flower to grow well again and she gave birth to a handsome, healthy baby boy. He was to be the heir to their throne, the crown prince of the kingdom.And his name...
..was River.
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His Name Was River
Roman d'amouror the one about the genderbent but also gay version of Disney's own Tangled