Something Unusual [Epistolary #1]

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App: Messenger

*not so marites stuff*

Hailey:
Hey you guys, nakita niyo myday ni Carla? Mygosh sobrang jejemon, maka tiktok parang wagas. Pa cute amp.

Camille:
Ikr, why are you hating Carla, Hailey? Wala naman syang ginawa sayo ah.

Hailey:
Like duh, wala nga pero yung mukha nya nakakairita HAHAHAHAHAHA pwede bang bumalik nalang sya sa sperm ng papa niya?

Camille reacted on Hailey's message

Ellen:
Hoy Hailey nakita ko rin yun HAHAHAHAHAHAHA parang tanga. Nagpupumigil nga ako mag react ng haha eh sana no ma ban na siya sa tiktok para mabawasan naman mga jejemon dun. Hays.

Camille:
Inggit lang kayo eh kasi may boyfriend si Carla, kayo wala.

Hailey:
At ikaw meron?

Ellen:
(2)

Camille:
Wala rin HAHHAHAAHHA but no need to.

Ellen:
Sino namang maiingit dun eh ang dugyot nga yun. Siguro boyfriend niya napipilitan lang.

Hailey:
Ano kaya gayuma ginamit niya no?

Camille:
Hindi ko alam at wala akong pake.

Ellen and Hailey reacted on Camille's message

Hailey:
By the way, kamusta na pala ikaw the good girl? @Faye Marie Cortez

Ellen:
I bet you have some tea to spill too

Faye:
Okay lang HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Camille:
Nasan na ang chika mo madam Faye? Dali na nag aabang na ang dalawang marites natin.

Faye:
Wait HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hailey:
May boyfriend kana ba Faye? Sobrang tahimik mo na dito ha these past few months. Parang may something na hindi namin nalalaman.

Faye:
It's not and i'm not having a boyfriend guys. So here it is i downloaded an app which Litmatch and you know na i chose the soulmate chat. May choices kasi dun, so yun pinili ko.

Ellen:
Makati na te?

Camille:
Your mouth ellen

Faye:
So there's a guy na nakachat ko and umabot kami hanggang ngayon. Yun lang chat chat lang naman kami nun. I used cami's pictures btw.

Hailey:
And Cami, you knew all of this?

Camille:
Yes. She asked my permission first.

Ellen:
Sana akin nalang yung ginamit mo boba mo talaga Faye HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hailey:
So ano na next?

Faye:
At yun, he keeps calling me but always declined it. You already know my situation right?

And guys, we got the same vibes. He's a fan of tvd and the originals too. Aackk

Camille:
Kilig na kilig ah. Chat chat lang ba yan or may something na?

Ellen:
Feeling ko may something na talaga sainyu ng guy na yun haa

Faye:
No, we're just friends thats all. :)

Hailey:
Lovers came at friends too, Faye.

Ellen:
And i doubt you feel the same too na may something na sainyu. Btw, what's his name?

Faye:
Jericho. And no, its only a friendly chat lang. wala namang mangyayari diba if mag chatchat lang kami?

Relationships are scary.

Camille:
Joe Goldberg said that HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hailey:
So is he gwapo?

Faye:
Yeah HAHAHAHHAHA

Ellen:
So Faye, you think what size he has?

Camille:
Wtf?! Ellen!

Ellen:
What? Wala namang mali sa sinabi ko right? And para naman tayong others dito kung makapag secreto.

Faye:
Dunno haha

Camille:
Stop it guys. You're making her uncomfortable.

Hailey:
I bet he has a hard and long. HAHAHAHAHA

Camille:
Guys...
I said stop it. Look nag out na si Faye.