"shIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"
YOU CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TODAY IS JOHN'S BIRTHDAY
YOU ARE A VERY IDIOTIC PERSON
YOU HAVE DEFINITELY DISSAPOINTED HUSSIE, GREAT FUCKUNG JOB
WELL SHIT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE
YOUR NAME IS REBORNICA, BUT PEOPLE CALL YOU REBS FOR SHORT.
YOU HAVE RECENTLY MADE A WEBCOMIC CALLED 'PILOT'.
EVERYONE LITERALLY SAYS YOUR SENPAI BUT YOU ARE THE MEME LORD
YOU ARE ALSO THE FUCKING GALAXY OKAY
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW SHIT
YOU TRy to calm down and it seemed to have worked.
You grab your airhorns, you grab your memes, you basically grab everything, and go
get all your main bitches and Hussie so y'all can get that fucking party set up.
And then you fucking notice
where
the fuck
iS PILOT
THIS IS NOT OKAY
YOU NEED TO FIND PILOT
WHY YOU MAY ASK
WELL BECAUSE HE MIGHT FUCK ANOTHER PLANE
AND HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT OKAY
YOU NEED TO FIND ARTMAM AS WELL LIKE SHIT
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL YOUR CHARACTERS?
BIRB US NO WHERE, POWDER IS NO WHERE, FAITH IS NO WHERE, JERRY IS NO WHERE, MICHAEL IS NO WHERE, TYBALT IS NO WH-
AG: "Heeeeey rebs"
You seem to have noticed that Vriska was on the fucking ceiling
RB: "What the shit"
AG: "Soooo what are you doooing?"
RB: "I am going to do shit that doesn't involve you that's for sure."
AG: "Heeeey! >::::("
RB: "Yeah yeah shh, now have you seen Olivia because I know you know her."
AG: "Weeeell..."
RB: "Vriska"
AG: "What?"
RB: "where"
RB: "the fuck"
RB: "is olivia"
AG: "I don't know!"
RB: "WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE TELL ME YOU GODDAMN HORNED GRAY SPIDER SHIT"
AG: "If you let me explain why I don't know maybe you can find her yourseeelf!"
RB: "Fine go right ahead"
AG: "Well the last time I saw her was yesterday, she said she was going to help Powder with something. So maybe you want to ask Powder."
RB: "But where the fuck IS Powder this is a problem"
RB: "Oh and it's literally your boyfriend's birthday shouldn't you be with John right now"
AG: "Oh no I better go find John"
RB: "Yes you fucking better kill me some time so I can get his birthday surprise shit ready with Hussie and your friends and my characters if I ever find them"
AG: "Aaaalright!"
Vriska exited the room but why the shit was she on your ceiling
Like BITCH WHAT I'LL BASH YOUR HEAD IN M8 1V1 ME YOU SCRUB
You quickly went on tumblr to make some posts, and made your way to find Hussie.
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It took twenty minutes to write all that surprisingly.
Ahaha I hope you like my new random book.
