Dear Diary~A dreamcore story

Chapter one: Happy Birfday!

WARNING: THIS STORY HAS SIGNS OF DEREALIZATION, UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS, AND FAMILY ISSUES. IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH THESE THINGS PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION! (Btw it has bad spelling because it is a five year olds diary)

Dear Diary Today wase my fife birfday I am so Old now I got this diary so I can wite what haqpens in my -w—life I can not wait to wite more but I do hafe lots of troubl speling fings and how to wite some leters I hope I get beter at this tipe of stuff so I can wite more clerly. me oldr sister say that if I wite in the diary to much I will turn in toO one but mommy told her that if she say that agan she is gronded but i dont know what gronded means me diarY has some sparkls on it and it is blak me sister want it but I blew her a rasperry and ask ed mommy to get it for me HAHA Oldr sisters face was so mad but it was my birfday I can get what I want: For my birfday i got a new bear stufed animl I was so happy. O wait I tink I forgot to say what my diary looks like O did i I not sure but It has sqarkles and its pich blak the front of it say This world is crazy make your own I ask sister what it means and I gues she was stil made at the rasperry I made at her even thoh she deserv it I realy wanted anoter thing in clairs but mommy said I shold save my mone what ever I realy wanted to get that unicorne for luch I ate piza because its my birfday I do what I want tooo. i shold go before mommy get mad she say she had spechal dinner for me I am ECITED.

Translation:

Dear Diary, today was my fifth birthday. I am so Old now. I got this diary so I can write what happens in my life. I can not wait to write more but I do have lots of trouble spelling things and how to write some letters. I hope I get better at this type of stuff so I can write more clearly. My older sister say that if I write in the diary to much I will turn in to one but mommy told her that if she say that again she is grounded but i don't know what grounded means my diary has some sparkles on it and it is black my sister want it but I blew her a raspberry and asked[ mommy to get it for me HAHA Older sisters face was so mad but it was my birthday I can get what I want. For my birthday I got a new bear stuffed animal. I was so happy. Oh wait I think I forgot to say what my diary looks like or did I? I'm not sure but It has sparkles and its pitch black the front of it says, "This world is crazy make your own'' I asked my sister what it means and I guess she was still mad at the raspberry I made at her even though she deserved it. I really wanted another thing in clairs but mommy said I should save my money whatever I really wanted to get that unicorn. For lunch I ate pizza because it's my birthday. I do what I want to. I should go before mommy gets mad. She said she had a special dinner for me. I am EXCITED.

End of chapter one...