it was 6 pm when obama decided to get of off his ass which he had recently got surgery on. his new butt implants hurt a bit but looked fab.
he opened his fridge only to see monster energy drinks because he was so emo .
he sighed after his crush donald trump got elected for president and moved into the white house, he became broke after gambling and had to become a male prostetute.
he was lonely 😞
he stumbled over to his door falling over the cheap tv in his musty apartment. his vision had become blurry after doing too much cocaine.
he made his way over to the roof ready to end it all, he stepped onto the edge when he heard a voice behind him.
"i am groot"....
