Hate and love are two sides of the same coin
Why is there a dragon in the living room?
First day of "try not to die, and definitely try not to kill anyone" training
They aren't white lies, they're just grey truths
Becoming the Devil's bride
Calling in the cavalry
The stars are singing tonight, no literally
Try not to set anything on fire this time
Anyone want to take bets on how long before they kill each other
When the door is locked find a window, if there's no window make one
Living in a glass cage
Everything falls apart
A sword, a horrible plan, and a bag of peanuts (in case we get hungry)
This is a terrible idea
Better to be the one doing the stabbing than the one who gets stabbed in the back
This is not a joke, seriously
For the love of Captain Crunch
There are worse ways to go, right?
Stupid, idiotic, brainless vampires
Captured by a chicken, I'll never live this down
Lord of the Froot Loops
School for the lost and peculiar
Magical mangoes should not be eaten, under any circumstances, ever.
I hate this plan, this is a terrible plan
Who thought it was a good idea to put Larry in charge?
Death is coming...I am Death
Truth or dare
Through the looking glass
It's me not you
Falling for the idiot with half a brain cell
If I have to listen to you two bickering one more time I'm going to set someone's hair on fire
So this is the girl who is going to save the world, I thought she'd be taller...
Love is a dangerous game in a kingdom full of liars
Never play drinking games with a troll
Look who it is, the eternal optimist
Just so you know, we are all going to die
Future me is somewhere laughing her ass off
Playing with knives
A demon, a pixy, and a werewolf all locked in a tower...I wish it were the beginning of a joke
Guides who don't know where they're going
I like you, as in I would like to strangle you and throw you out a window
Destiny fights fate
This is probably going to get us expelled
I have officially drunk the Kool-aid
Investigating my own murder
The blind leading the deaf
Perfect, I may as well go jump off that cliff now
I looked into the darkness and the darkness looked back
"Will you stop that", a ten page essay by yours truly
Keeping up with the Card King
I find books more enjoyable if they have funky chapter names. These are either ones i came up with or found online. Let me
