IAmNotFat created a group chat
IAmNotFat added SarcasticAndGay, TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon, USuckUrMomGay, JockAndSportsMan, KeepCalmAndBeClean, ComedyAndPuns, LoudAndProudRockstar and InflatableRedBoi to the chat
IAmNotFat changed the chat name to Grand Slams🤩😎
IAmNotFat: Hey y'all, I decided to make a Grand Slams group chat!
SarcasticAndGay: Wow what a GREAT idea to add Balloon here too! Really makes this chat more fun
InflatableRedBoi: Hey! I'm trying to change!
TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon: Come on Nickel, he's trying his best
USuckUrMomGay: He's still annoying tho
KeepCalmAndBeClean: Hm, I kinda like him
SarcasticAndGay: Bitch alert
KeepCalmAndBeClean: Since when am I a bitch?
JockAndSportsMan: Yeah, the only bitch here is you
ComedyAndPuns: This is gonna be good🍿
JockAndSportsMan: Ur Weiner small
LoudAndProudRockStar: Wow are you guys really going to judge each other's manhood? Istg ppl these days...
USuckUrMomGay: Yeah I don't judge on these things either like Jesus
SarcasticAndGay: Ur brain small
TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon: Hey Baseball, you forgot to add Box to the chat
JockAndSportsMan: He's not alive for gods fucking sake
JockAndSportsMan: I'm starting to kin Elmo more and more every time Box is mentioned
USuckUrMomGay: What?
JockAndSportsMan: Oh for Christs sake...
JockAndSportsMan:
JockAndSportsMan: THE SAME FUCKING THING GOING ON RIGHT HERE! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT WE ARE A TEAM, NOT TOXIC PLAYMATES! AND I DON'T LIKE OATMEAL RAISIN!
USuckUrMomGay: Lmfaooo you raging made my day 10x better
IAmNotFat: I'll add him, thanks Suitcase
IAmNotFat added SoundOfSilence
SarcasticAndGay: The fact he knows what "kin" means
InflatableRedBoi: You know the meaning of it too tho
SarcasticAndGay: Shut.
JockAndSportsMan: Who the fuck made an account for Box? I swear Suitcase, by adding Box to the chat you single-handedly brought the IQ of this chat down to -10
IAmNotFat: Don't insult our alliance member like that!
SarcasticAndGay: Meh, Balloon's worse
InflatableRedBoi: I'm going to leave this chat. I'm done.
InflatableRedBoi left the chat
TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon: Look what you've done Nickel! You made him feel like he's not welcome! I'm adding him again!
TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon added InflatableRedBoi
TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon: Don't worry Balloon, I still like you
InflatableRedBoi: Thanks, Suitcase...
InflatableRedBoi: That means a lot
InflatableRedBoi: Not me getting emotional rn
TheOnlyOneWhoLikesBalloon: It's ok Balloon. I'm coming to comfort you
InflatableRedBoi: Ok thx...
SarcasticAndGay: Cringe
JockAndSportsMan: You're cringe
SoundOfSilence: You all are cringe.
Everyone: *GASP*
JockAndSportsMan: YOU- YOU'RE ALIVE??
SoundOfSilence: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
SoundOfSilence: I was just charging my phone
SarcasticAndGay: MY SON! HE'S ALIVE!
IAmNotFat: What?
SarcasticAndGay: I adopted Box. You cannot stop me from adopting him
SoundOfSilence: I'm just mute, that's all.
SoundOfSilence: And having no limbs makes it worse. I'm always watching, silently observing your every move, but not being able to move on my own. Some think I'm not alive, some think I'm a hallucination of everyone else, but I am, in fact, alive. I'm just very, very quiet.
SarcasticAndGay: Ok, Box, answer this one question for me. Do you think Balloon is annoying?
SoundOfSilence: No. He might have been a jerk back then, but I didn't notice any negative behavior coming from him. The one here bullying him and being a jerk for no reason is you.
USuckUrMomGay: Hey! I'm the only jerk here!
SarcasticAndGay: You... You're not the son I adopted...
SoundOfSilence: It's just my view on you all. Trophy is the only one who actually gets on my nerves. Yes, Trophy, I've seen you blackmailing Knife, I've seen everything...
JockAndSportsMan: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I-
SoundOfSilence: And the Cherries are also kind of annoying. They accused me for sending Marshmallow to Mars, even though I can't move.
InflatableRedBoi: I'm glad SOMEONE here at least appreciates me (besides Suitcase)
InflatableRedBoi: Wait, how do you even text if you can't move?
SoundOfSilence: Logic.
ComedyAndPuns: Tbh I really hoped you'd say magic
LoudAndProudRockStar: Yeah that would've been pretty cool
KeepCalmAndBeClean: So that's why you didn't get the sugar like I asked you!
SoundOfSilence: No, that was because I didn't want to. Lol.
KeepCalmAndBeClean: *G A S P* HOW DARE YOU-
SoundOfSilence: Welp, I think I've texted enough. Bye.
SoundOfSilence disconnected
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