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Me: *secretly closing the basement door*
Natasha: "I'm here to pick up a fossil."
Me: "Ahh! Wh-What? Which one?"
Natasha: "Who are you?"
Me: "Rushman. Natalie Rushman. Ehm, no. I mean. I live here."
Natasha: "Well, can I have him back?"
Me: "Cap or Bucky?"
Natasha: "How about both?"
Clint through the comms: "Nat, I found something."
Natasha: "Not now. I'm in the middle of an interrogation. This moron is giving me everything." *eye roll*
Me: "Excuse me?"
Natasha: *pushes me to the side and unlocks the basement door* "Come on, get out of there."
Me *innocently*:"Wait! What? I didn't know they where even in there"
Natasha *ironically*: "Sure. Thank you for your cooperation"
Me *whispering*: "Pff, poser."
Natasha: "What?"
Me: "Nothing"
*Bucky and Cap scared something is gonna blow up*
DU LIEST GERADE
Marvel breaking into my house
HumorThis is a book of oneshots about *read the title* Alternative title: Me interacting with Marvel characters (or actors if you want) like the weird ass I am. This is my first ever Fanfiction that is posted, so please be nice. It's just some situatio...
