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Iwa x Oi x Fem. reader alt. ending

This is the alternate oneshot of the ending for the Iwaizumi x Oikawa x Y/N oneshot. Enjoy!

Iwaizumi POV
This cheeky bit-
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Oikawa POV
As soon as I hear screaming, I make sure to freshen up at the speed of Flash, and hurriedly head to the kitchen to see Iwa-chan glaring at Y/N-chan and her leaving home with a bag. Being as clueless as ever, I butt in to their conversation not knowing what they were going on about, and say-

"I don't think so."

"You don't think so what, Tooru?"

As soon as Y/N-chan says that, shivers run throughout my body. Yeah, for a moment there, I forgot how scary she could be.

Y/N POV
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SHOUTED! NOW TOORU HEARD EVERYTHING AND THE PLAN'S GONNA GO SOUTH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY IWAOI HEART~~~~
I plan on knowing whatever Tooru interpreted, so the best thing I can do right now is scare him innocently-

"You don't think so what, Tooru?"

-I say with a sweet smile and it works just right. He starts shaking and looks at Hajime with a 'save me' face.

"T-th-that wh-whatever you're g-gonna do, d-don-n't do it. Heh. Yeah th-that. Y/N-chan, I swear I w-wasn't eavesdropping."

"Did I say you were?
Anyways, I was gonna head home before I was interrupted."

Tooru's frightened face turns to that of a confused one, and he says-

"But I just arrived here, Y/N-chan! You're just gonna leave me and Iwa-chan? Please go home some other day!"

"No, Tooru. Mom will be waiting for me and I wouldn't want to cancel on her last-minute. But, there's something I can do- I'll come back later tomorrow, okay. That way we'll still have time together before you go back."

I don't plan on making my subarashiiii plan go to waste, so I look at Hajime with a face that says "help me, goddamn it!" and luckily, he gets the message.

"Let her go, crappykawa. She'll come back tomorrow like she said."

As I'm busy thinking to myself and wishing for Tooru to let me go, his facial expression changes once again to this cute pouty expression-

"Are you sure you can resist this pretty face-"

I smack him and think, damn you and your antics Tooru! Why tf do you have to be so cute!

"Itte-"

"Ugh fine"

I say as I let Tooru hug and spin me, and my bag drop to the floor. Hajime looks at me "so much for your brilliant plan", rolling his eyes, he sighs loudly and goes back to his room. Guess I'll just have to set them up some other day.
Hmm, whatever!

I skip towards his room and find him lying on his bed, tossing a ball upwards. Gosh, a deep in thought Hajime looks so hot! [A/N People like me believe that Kageyama is Oikawa and Iwaizumi's son ;)]

Iwaizumi POV
Y/N's inability to be immune to Tooru's weird but cute faces was something I should've been aware of before she wanted to execute her so-called "plan".
Stupid Oikawa.
Y/N and Oikawa really get uncontrollable together, not that I would trade it for anything. I guess I really am the mom of the two-
My thoughts and actions are interrupted by a sweet and chirpy voice I know all too well-

"Hajimeeeeeeeeeeee~"

Y/N skippingly goes inside my room and sits on the bed.

"Nice try. And let your mom know that you're not gonna be there."

"Meanie. I hadn't even told her. It was supposed to be a surprise."

"What? I mean it. Good try."

Mid-conversation, I start laughing because of Y/N's pouty face. Seeing me laugh she pouts more, which makes her face puff up, and I laugh even harder at that.

"You mean thank you."

"What?"

rEaLiSaTiOn HiTs mE and I spot a smirking Y/N.

"Thanks indeed"

"I'm going down, then.
Call you when dinner's ready!"
[Just imagine that the house is a two storey one and his room is upstairs]

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