The Death of Biggie Cheese

Biggie cheese and beesechurger

The year is 2017. The Barnyard is thriving, and some animals have the freedom to go where they want. Biggie Cheese is one of them. He has just purchased a delicious juicy borger.

"Mmmm! This beesechurger is soooo good!" Exclaimed Biggie, "I sure hope no one gets mad at me for eating it." He was walking down the street to his comically small car when, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a certain friend of his - Otis, a cow. He then remembered: he was eating a borger. If Otis saw this, he'd be horrified by the fact that Biggie was eating something with animal products, especially something with BEEF, FROM COWS. Biggie then tried to run around the corner, but it was too late; Otis saw him. "What da rat doin?" Said Otis. A startled Biggie replied, "Ayyyyy, my man, Otis!! How you been, bruh?" "I'm doin good, bruh." Replied Otis. Then, they suddenly turned to see an obese man running (or rather, scootering away) from an angry bear. "Waaahaaahaahaaaaa!" Cried the man, "Stooooop feeding the straaaaaay caaaaaaaaaaaaaaats!!" "Watch yo tone, ms gurl!" Said the bear. As the man drove by, he suddenly smelled something delicious. "Oh? What's this?" He asked. He walked up to Biggie and took the comically small cheeseburger from his hands. "Mmmmm! A delicious beesechurger!" He said, and ate it in one bite. He then pulled out a phone and pointed it at himself. "I just got a delicious beesechurger!" He said, while scootering, "This is Nikocado Avocado, signing off!" He and the peculiar bear then ran off. Otis then looked at Biggie in pure anger. "You were eating a BEESECHURGER?!?!" Asked Otis. Biggie then knew he was screwed. He ran to his car and took off, with Otis following closely behind in his own car.