I am at my house at 3 pm. I live at Pee Pee Island [It's real, hehehe], which is part of Canada. I'm playing amogus horror games [You know the one], then all of sudden, something suspicious flew onto my window and broke the glass when re-enacting the 9/11.
I go take a look at it, then I noticed it's a female harpy.
Me when I see a potential member of the AMOGUS SUSCIETY:
:sussy_face:
???: O-ow, where am I?
I introduced myself in the most sussiest way possible.
Sussy: I'm Sussy Amogus Bussy. Welcome to my house.
Fushina: Huh, hello? I'm Fushina Tori. And how did I get here?
Sussy: You came here through my window, in which you broke it.
Fushina: Oh, sorry. I don't have money. I do have eggs that for some reason when I lay them, they kinda look like those astronauts.
Ooh, kinda sussy there, birdy.
Sussy: It's okay. You can join my AMOGUS SUSCIETY. Would you like to join? There's only one member, which is me.
Fushina: ...Huh, sure, I guess.
Sussy: Excellent.
And this is where the story of how the AMOGUS SUSCIETY was born.
[A/N: ...Finally. Anyone can join the AMOGUS SUSCIETY if they type "sussy bussy remix amog us susciety" in this sentence. It is time my sussy people. No longer we will be insulted. Rise up and become AMOGUS.]
