It's been a month now and Glamrock is still fighting back the AMOGUS influence. I'm telling ya, all you need in your life is AMOGUS, and yet, this robotic bear denies that. This conversion process is going to be a long one, I can tell.
Fushina: [Heya sussy leader, somebody is visiting the Pee Pee island.]
Fushina contacted me via telepathic communication line.
Sussy: [Hmm, describe the person's appearance, please.]
Fushina: [He's Japanese judging from those squint eyes that for some reason looks like that has giant eyes, has black hair like most normies have in the world, has those clothes that office workers wears, has black bag that he's carrying, and that's about it. Hope that helps, you sussy leader.]
Hmm, a Japanese person in our Pee Pee island? I gotta make a advertisement for our island later to lure in more unexpecting people.
Sussy: [For now, keep observing this person. And as for you, Glamrock- oh wait, he can't hear talk because I'm still in telepathic communication mode.]
Fushina: [Yeah, you should probably turn it off. Anyway, adios.]
Sussy: [Yeah, yeah, sayonarra.]
Both me and Fushina exited the call.
Sussy: Now, Glamrock, will you please stop resisting because resisting is futile, and join the AMOGUS cause?
I look at Glamrock's physical state. He is almost broken in everywhere you look. He lost his eyeball, well, robotic eyeball, I mean. He can't move his legs because Amog Television immobilize him. And frankly, he isn't going anywhere.
Glamrock: N-never. All of you people are just the same as that m-murderer!
Murderer? Now that's interesting.
Sussy: Who is this "murderer" you speak of? That's kinda sussy if you ask me.
Glamrock: I-I won't ta-alk!
I sighed. It's a shame that he doesn't want to tell me a story. I glanced at Amog Television who is right now kinda looks like Azathoth from H.P. Lovecraft, and he trapped Glamrock in a multitudes of wires that won't break even if a black hole would appear.
Sussy: Amog, continue and convert him to the AMOGUS side. NO MATTER THE SUSSY COST.
Amog Television: I WILL, SUSSY LEADER. Now, back to what we're doing.
I left the basement of our AMOGUS base of operation.
Did you guys know that I owned this island? The Pee Pee island? Do you wanna know the story on how I got this island? Well sit down, relax, and get cup of chocolate to enjoy this story that I'm about to tell ya.
In the start, I bought this island back at 1983. Everywhere you look, you will always see trees, ice, penguins, polar bears, and red flowers. Yeah, a lot of weird shite stuck around here until now. This is the code on how it actually looks like: {https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Pee_Pee_Island.jpg/1920px-Pee_Pee_Island.jpg}. Is it an amazing view? Pee Pee island is the best. And as for the name, well, the people in the past called it that for some reason, it's helluva funny if you ask me, so I didn't change it because I thought it was funny, and it may attract those "people", y'know? Pee Pee Island is a small island located in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador in the far east of Canada. The exact coordinates of this is this: 47°11′29″N 52°50′14″W / 47.19139°N 52.83722°W. Yeah, somewhere over there. After buying the island, I now owned it and nobody can tell me what to do here. As for the total population in here, it's 4. Me, Fushina, Amog Television, and our soon to be member of this island is Glamrock Freddy.
And that's the end of that story... I don't wanna tell you on how I actually bought the island. If I did, then you will be bleaching your eyes because oh boi, those sellers didn't survived on what I did to them.
I was outside of my porch, looking into the distance of the island. The sky is blue, the ocean is blue, and even this toilet is blue... I don't know how that toilet got there. The toilet kinda flew out of my house.
After sitting down and relaxing for five minutes, I saw the person who Fushina warned me about.
Some random Japanese person: Ohayo!
Uh, what?
Sussy: Huh, me no speak Japanese langu.
Some random Japanese person: Oh, don't worry. I was just greeting you, sir.
Sussy: Okay then. What do you want, boi?
Some random Japanese person: Well, my friends recommended me to this place. They say this place has an awesome view, exotic creatures, and rare plants to see. And I bought a plane ticket to this place and want to see it in my own eyes.
Sussy: ...That doesn't explain on what you want to do here tho.
Some random Japanese person: What I'm trying to say is I want to live here.
I raised my right eyebrow. Hoh, it looks like the island population will be increasing now because of this boi.
Sussy: Oh, sure, sure.
I bought the contract that it says that he can legally move here and live on the island.
Sussy: Just sign here, here, and over there, then were all set for you to live here. I recommended using that house over there. It maybe a little dusty, but with enough cleaning, you can live there with no problems at all.
He signed the contract with no hesitation at all. Did his parents ever teach him that reading a contract is an important thing? Never mind, not my problem that he didn't read it.
Some random Japanese person: Thanks for that. And by the way, my name is Nagumo Hajime, or in Japanese, it's Hajime Nagumo. Nice to meet you, huh...
Sussy: The name's Sussy Amogus Bussy. It's a pleasure to meet you, Nagumo.
Nagumo: Oh, that's an, umm, unique name.
Sussy: Indeed it is. Now, go to your house while I bask in this sunlight.
Nagumo: See you later!
Nagumo shouted while going to the house that I recommended. I wonder, I think saw a pickaxe on his bag. His bag's zipper was slightly open. He isn't a hardcore/speedrunner Minecraft player and would dig straight down would he?
Sussy: ...Nah, I highly doubt that.
I waited for a minute to pass.
Sussy: [Fushina, status report on that new guy. I just talked to him.]
Fushina: [I'm doing an aerial reconnaissance. He's at the house doing whatever he's doing.]
Sussy: [Keep an eye on him. We may or may not convert him to the AMOGUS side. For now, observe.]
Fushina: [Roger that, sussy leader.]
We closed off the telepathic communication as I go back to the basement to check on Glamrock. I saw that Glamrock is almost this close to being converted to the AMOGUS side.
Sussy: Hmm... I'm gonna change the sign population.
An hour later.
Sussy: There we go. I changed it.
[𝕎𝔼𝕃ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 ℙ𝔼𝔼 ℙ𝔼𝔼 𝕀𝕊𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔻]
[ℙ𝕆ℙ𝕌𝕃𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ: ̶𝟜̶ 𝟝]
Sussy: Done. I may have to make a paper that will record the population's status like name, age, etc. For now though, I'll watch among us memes.
[A/N: Some information about the island. Kinda sussy name if you ask me tho.]
