thanos woke up, he was emo. his dark emo hair was very emo. he did his eyeliner and put on his favorite outfit, a maid outfit and cat ears.
he went down to breakfast and his mom was there.
"eat food thanos" she said.
"no i'm too emo for that" he said back and ran out of the house. his mom cried.
thanos got on his hello kitty bike he had gotten on his birthday and went full lightning mcqueen speed to school. he hated school, no one else was emo.
he had math first lesson, thanos loved math. thanos had had a very spicy dream the last night about the number 69. the other person was his arch nemesis, shrek.
shrek and thanos had been best friends since kindergarten but because thanos fell in love with shrek and shrek was homophobic their friendship had ended.
little did thanos know that shrek was in love with him too.
"get your calculators motherfuckers" the teacher screamed. thanos stood up and accidentally bumped in to someone.
"sorry" he said and met the persons eyes. thanos could recognize these brown orbs anywhere. how perfectly the chocolate colored balls matched the olive colored skin surrounding them. it was shrek's...
"papi" shrek said back.
to be continued...
