(this is a parody on the shitty pokemon fanfics you see on wattpad most of the time lol)
A troubled highschool boy with a hatred for Pokémon finds light in his sad life in the only Pokémon he doesn't hate. This 'mon in particular may or may not have...
Y/N has had ENOUGH of the constant bullying and death threats. Upon arriving to their room during that night, there were very gruesome drawings on how to destroy the school and everyone in it.
Y/N had devised a very lethal plan to destroy the school in the most secretive way possible. Oozing with rage and hatred for their former classmates, Y/N went to the Poke-mart to gather all the resources they needed for revenge. They were so blinded by rage in hatred, they bumped into a familiar someone.
"Ow.. Hey, watch where you're going, I don't have eyes in the back of my head-" They'd begin to say before interrupting themself upon seeing Y/N. This person turned out to be none other than the kid from earlier today.
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"Oh." The boy would start to say. "It's just you. The kid with the stank attitude towards people and Pokemon alike that called me a dumbass. You know, you could always drop out and change schools. Unless of course, the attitude you got there got you so little currency that the one in Aloha was the only one you could afford." The boy would say with a mix of an annoyed and frustrated face. His Pikachu made the same face towards Y/N.
Y/N couldn't think of a comeback at this time and responded with a "Hmph."
"As I suspected. Anyways, I've got stuff to do so I'll be on my way." The boy would say, walking away.
Y/N suddenly felt small hands cover his torso and pick him up. Before he could retaliate and attempt to defend himself he was suddenly shoved into a slimy-like hole. Y/N then realised that he was getting swallowed feet first by what seemed to be the Celebi from earlier.
Y/N actually wouldn't have minded being swallowed by Celebi. Least they wouldn't technically have to see their face again.
"Gren~"
Y/N was confused at that word coming from out of "Celebi's" mouth. "Hey, wait a second.." Y/N would begin to say. "Aren't Pokémon only able to say their names and only tha-
A puff of smoke came from the Celebi, revealing that it was only an illusion created by a Greninja.
"HEY, PUT ME DOWN!" Y/N would say before slowly realizing their poor choice of words. They were dropped into Greninja's mouth.
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Y/N couldn't help but flail helplessly around Greninja's stomach. "Now that's how far you'll get with that nasty attitude, bruv. I'd bet you were like this before those kids started bullying you." The boy from earlier would begin to say. "C'mon, Agua, Let's go home." The boy would say, walking off. The Greninja who did such an act let out a pleased-sounding "Gren~!" before following the boy
Y/N had no comeback. It was, in fact, quite true. He couldn't help but think about just how much of an asshole he was to everyone he met for no reason, resulting in them bullying them while digesting inside the person in the world he didn't want to get eaten by as he never really liked frogs.
