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I was in the store trying to buy some snacks and drinks when this fat weird man just came up by me to get a drink. I was calm on the outside but I was cracking up. Then all of a sudden I hear a noise " Ffrrrtt" he farted then I ran and went to get a slushie then he followed me so hurried up and made the slushie then went to go pay. He went to pay too, then he turned and looked at me and smiled I was ready to knock he teeth out. The cashier finished and I went to my bike and got on and started riding home. He got in his car and started driving next me and slowly for some reason I was more mad then scared. Soo I gave he this mad look the he started to smile so I started riding my bike suuuuupppeeerr fast then I saw a police car, so I told him about the man then the police started chasing the man in the van. Soo I went home and acted like nothing ever happened.😂😂

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