Flatty(did i even spell that right??, who cares)

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My usual Conversations

Them: Heyyy

Me: Sup

Them: Wyd??

Me: Ur Mom

Them: Fuck you

Me: What time?

Them: Now

Me: Good im outside.

Them: Come on in the roses and wine is ready.

Me: * walking in the house and takes off clothes with a sluty outfit*

Them: woman u got no boobs

Me: Their bigger than yours

Them: you thought!

Me: *tears your shirt into pieces *

Them: wtf, well that $5 ill never get back ctfu

Me: df is that tissue

Them: yeah, sooo

Me: haha i knew it your fake u got a paper chest

Them: its more of a notebook

Me: ctfu bruh,.. Im dead

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