As they sat at the table, Bobby-kun the hairdryer spotted Pat-chan's juicy, exotic, MASSIVELY HAIRY AND PUNGENT FEET. Bobby-kun blushes, "v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vroom vroom..!" the hairdryer exclaims. Bobby-kun rests their handle on Postman Pat the baddie emo's squelchy, cheeto dust encrusted thigh and aggressively vroomed. Postman Pat bites his discord moderator-level lip and glances at Bobby-kun's lustful, needy eyes as they STARE into his soul.
Before they know it they've ended up in the bedroom with the curtains drawn and red lights onnnn. The candles aroma filled both with desire.
"vvvvvrrrooooommmmm~~~~"
The hairdryer screamed as it saw the silk bed sheets which shined in the light. The hairdryer's member was throbbing and standing upright, as if it was ready for whatever was to happen foots toes curls as Bobby-kun member slipped down to the juicy heel. Can he handle bobby-kun's girth?
"vvvvvrrrooooommmmm~~~~"
He aggressively moaned, vibrating violently and all the while Postman Pat was growling viciously. "Gahdamn ur so seccy bbg 😩😩" Postman Pat ferociously growled. "I can't take it anymore" " shut up you dumb machine" postman Pat screamed. "vroom vroom (ok)" grumbled the machine.
"I REALLY CANT TAKE IT."
The hairdryer begins to heat up, Pat begins to burn his sword. "STOP" vrobby kun yelled but Pat did not listen.
Police report #66376
I walked into the room and saw a man bleeding out with no penis. It looked severely crispy and burnt. He had died a painful awful death.
The moral of this story is never keep going when someone says stop.
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Or your penis will become one with satan.
