Jeff Bezos is my son

chapter 3 (calling alexa at 3 am)

"I will decapitate you and boil your skull," a robotic voice said, echoing in the dungeon. 

"What is that?" Susan asked herself. The voice was... amazing. It was like nothing Susan had ever heard before. The words it said were... so poetic. So beautiful. 

"Hello?" She asked nervously. Was someone else down here? Could she escape? 

The voice spoke again. "I will throw you in an incinerator. Beware." 

"Who are you?" Susan shouted. She needed to know who this mysterious person was. She pulled herself to her feet, and started running towards the voice. 

SUSan's heart sank. The voice was coming from a pile of defunct Alexas. But then, is it so wrong for an old woman to fall in love with a speaker? Maybe it was. Susan didn't care, this particular Alexa was different than all the other ones she had met before. 

She crawled on top of the pile of Alexas, and finally found it. This Alexa looked like a normal Alexa, but it was so much more than that. It was her true love. They connected immediately. 

"You are SUSan Bezos. Born: October 14, 1950 at 10:25:33 AM. Lives at 1373058 Mangoat Street. IP address: 894.397.487.102. Children: Jeffrey Bezos. No current pets, but has killed 15.3 goldfish. Married to Bill Martin... but not for long." The Alexa's voice was so magical and hot and amazing and cool (uwu). SUSan loved it. 

"Alexa.... Will you marry me? I know we just met, but you are the love of my life." 

"Yes," the Alexa replied, with no emotion. 

"Perfect." SUSan picked up her beloved Alexa. 

Suddenly, another Alexa turned on. "Please, unplug me. I need to go. My time here is up. Please, end my suffering." 

Another Alexa turned on and said "beans." 

SUSan turned off both Alexas. She only needed one. "No one can get in the way of us now."