"I j-just got lost."
The large green entity before me answers, "what tf are you doing in my swamp??? baby boy are you lost??"
I cower away from his touch, gently removing his firm grip from my shoulder. I hesitate for a moment, before responding. "I'm P-p-pinocchio," I bashfully avoid his piercing glare, before continuing. "I j-just got lost."
The green figure draws his gargantuan, elephantine, titanic, mountainous, monstrous, towering, tall hand to my widdle itty bitty face, turning it to face him. He expressed a sigh of sympathy, before speaking.
"hm," He ponders for a moment. "You can exit the way you came in, sweetie"
"T-thank you kind sir" I say to him before turning towards the narrow, meager, small, petite thicket of trees.
I continue to walk my usual route, however I begin to think about him. Little does he know I'm not leaving forever!
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'~|My Fiona|~' Pinocchio x Shrek
FanfictionWho knew a wander into the swamp would lead to this... STOP READING THIS IT WAS ALL MADE IN LIKE 30 MINUTES AS A JOKE 😭😭 Co-written by Kodie C
