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The Hto Dog Van

   PRETEND NETHERITE ALREADY CAME OUT IN THIS STORY

I walked out the door and went to Wilbur but he was with Tommy so I walked towards them. 

"Hey boys, whatcha' doing?"  I asked while walking with them. 

"Oh hey y/n!  Tommy greeted.

 "Okay so imagine what would happen if we get all the brewing stands and then we make an empire out of producing all  the potions. Now here's the thing right, you can't just make it an evil lair like in using to have the idea off. You seem to think that we'll just be able to produce potions on everything we need in an evil lair so I spent a little bit of time, I worked on something." Wilbur explained and we finally saw something in the distance, it was a caravan?

  "BAHAHA WHAT THE-" Tommy laughed.

 "Are we becoming drug dealers?" I asked laughing.

 "No no no Y/n, Tommy," Wilbur said.

"We're not becoming drug dealers of the sort at all Y/n okay? "If people ask 'what are we?' the people ask 'what are we?'?" Wilbur asked Tommy. 

"Gentlemen?." Tommy said. 

"AHEM" I frowned.

 "Sorry sorry, and gentlewoman." Tommy smiled.

 "Mhm who live in a caravan" Wilbur said. 

"Camarvan" Tommy laughed looking at the sign. 

"This is what the public will say, to them this is our livelihood. We are just idle characters, we are caravan drivers right. Now heres the thing so if we can collect up everyones brewing stands right, then we can use-" Wilbur gets cut off.  

"What's in that room?" Tommy asked. We went in the room. 

"Wow there's windows, that's gonna be a problem" Tommy said.

 "No no no they won't see" Wilbur whispered.

 "But I'm not sure if you know this but in the world of capitalism, production and business, you can't just produce something and expect people to buy it right. You have to either create scarcity or capitalise on already scarce subtance right. Now in this case, potions aren't rare at all which is why we need to create scarcity by taking it from brewing stands." Wilbur said.

 "First things first, we should collect up all the brewing stands. You are the most believable Tommy because you're young and you're naive, you can laydown foundations." Wilbur said. 

"What does naive mean?" Tommy asked. 

"Don't worry about it, so about what we are going to want you to do has a problem. The brewing stands right, they give you a disease." Wilbur said.

 "They give you uh the cold. Uh diarrhea." Tommy said. 

"Yes they give you diarrhea. The brewing stands give you diarrhea so we need to go and promote the brewing stands." Wilbur said. 

"No one wants to poo themselves- I mean it's true!" Tommy said.

 "You're correct, you're correct. That's what we need to do, we need to find them and get them to his house and you do the talking and Y/n will back you up alright?" Wilbur said.

 We saw Sapnap and Tubbo. 

"Come with me gentlemen." Tommy said.

 We have something with intense urgency." Wilbur said.

"Yea now here's the thing, you guys don't quite know this but I do and it's gonna- I don't know why but I was looking at the files and it didn't make sense but it has-" Tommy got interupted by Tubbo. 

"How did you get the files?" Tubbo asked.

"The brewing stands, they make you SHIT yourself and diarrhea everywhere and I can explain because I noticed that it happened to me." Tommy explained.

"I have 4 brewing stands with me right now." Tubbo said.

"OH GREAT OKAY, YOU NEED TO HAND THOSE OVER NOW." Tommy said, Tubbo handed the 4 brewing stands to Tommy. 

"Do you have any more brewing stands?" I asked Tubbo. 

"No, I don't think I have any more" Tubbo said. "Tommy, Y/n, Tubbo and Sapnap come with me" Wilbur said. He brang us back to the camarvan and we talked and discussed for awhile.

  We soon saw Dream on top of the trees. "Who the hell is that?" Wilbur asked. 

"UH OH" Tommy said. 

"That's Dream." Tommy said. Oh no... Is he here to get me?"

"Hello?" Dream said. 

"Hello Dream, welcome to our great nation of L'manberg." Wilbur said. 

"L'manberg?" Dream asked.

"Yes, we are seceding  from Dream SMP. This is our own place nation now, this area, this part is our nation." Wilbur said.

 Tommy got closer to Dream, a little too close while shouting his war winning words but Dream hit  Tommy with his sword. 

"WOAH WOAH WOAH." Wilbur said.

 "This is just a formal notice that this is our part of Dream SMP." Wilbur said.

"What happens if the rest of the Dream SMP decides to take over your land?" Dream asked.

"They can't because that's litterally not how lands work, Dream you need to be smart man. You can't just take over someones land." Tommy said. "What are the laws of your land?" Dream asked.

"No weapons, no armour." Tommy said.

"Yea we use our words like civilized men and woman." Wilbur said.

"Then why does Y/n get to wear armour and weapons?" Dream asked. 

"Because I'm a woman and I'm special." I said. 

"Well it's The Land Of Pussies." Dream said. "Hm no, I wouldn't say that." Wilbur said. 

"Dream hates women, you heard it here folks. You disgust me." Tommy said to Dream. 

"For someone who loves women, 'L'manberg' is the name of your town and you're saying that I hate women?" Dream said. 

"Women are perfectly allowed as long as they aren't americans." Wilbur said. 

"I would like you to know that the population of your town is 1 woman and the population of Dream SMP is infinitely more women. INFINITELY MORE." Dream said.

"Dream, I don't know what you're doing with your infinite women but you and your women should get out of here." I said while Tommy and Tubbo laughed but Dream didn't look to happy when I spoke. 

"Even though this is our own seperate nation, we will not be contributing to the Dream SMP up-keep fees. I hope that's okay with you." Wilbur said.

"You will be taxed from entering the rest of the Dream SMP, is that what you're saying?" Dream asked.

"Oh you can set your own little visa, we don't need anything outside of these walls." Wilbur said. 

Dream raised his eyebrow. "Are you sure about that?" Dream asked. 

"Oh a 100% sure, infact the only thing we will require is Tubbo, Tommy and Y/n will need their items to move here but that's all y'know?" Wilbur said.

"Okay so Tommy's land is an embassy which means both can pass through is fine but this land your country and your land." Dream said. 

"In return, we will let you place an embassy in our walls" Tommy said. "I want invisibility potions by the time I get back okay?" Wilbur said and left to talk to Eret but Dream suddenly dissapeared. Wilbur came back to us.