one day flashy was sitting in class. she had finished all her class work early and had nothing to do for the last 10 minutes of class. they sat in the back with few classmates around and the teacher barely visible. they suddenly became extremely aware of their position. the chair across from them sat empty. it was extremely quiet and the chair was almost shouting at them to do something to it. anything. as the room was silent they could hear the clock ticking. it was almost an intimate moment. they thought to themself, 'what am i doing? this is a CHAIR'. they tried to distract themselves from the intense feelings they felt towards this magnificent chair. the blue aura radiating from the chair teasing flashy as they stared at it. 'oh fuck it' thought flashy as they got up from their seat quietly but urgently and sat in the other chair. oh how they loved their decision. flashy fit perfectly within the chairs shape and curves. as they sat in it they began to feel happy. she looked at the chair from in between her legs and smiled. the chair seemed to have smiled back. flashy knelt down and pulled the chair into a hug. they felt everyone's eyes on them at this point but it somehow made it even more intimate. she slowly stared into the chair, from its legs to its back seat. oh how perfect it looked at this moment. she took in its green color and started to learn forward. they captured the green chairs 'lip' like shape into theirs and passionately made out with it while everyone in the class stared. "omg guys i think flashy is making out with that chair!" she heard from around the class. they departed from the chair and looked around the class, she quietly threw her backpack on and grabbed the chair. she ignored all the whispers from around the room and carried the chair out and they adventured out together to start their new life together.
