Only With You (fem Dipper)

◇ chapter two ◇

Bill's POV:

It's been an hour since Pinetree and I made our deal and I'm shorly regretting it I've had none stop questions from Pinetree all to which I haven't had the time to answer before another pops up it's infuriating she's lucky I need her or I'd blast her into oblivion

Pinetree snapped her fingers in front of my face "were you even listening to me? You're supposed to be answering my questions, not gazing off into oblivion." Pinetree crossed her arms and huffed I must admit she is pretty when she is upset-

whack

What the heck she fricking slapped me no wonder she pretended to be a boy she's strong and evil "Fricking listen to me!" "Okay. Okay. What were you asking?" Pinetree's face looked red maybe she is sick "how are you like this? Aren't you supposed to be like a dorito or something!" I frown "what's a dorito?" "Nevermind. How are you human?" "Oh, I suppose you don't know. Staying in this meat sack form will conserve my energy while I await my next opportunity to create weirdmagedon." Pinetree's face dropped "You're going to make another weirdmagedon.." I smile "of course I am. I won't stop until your puny planet is under my rule!" The sight of Pinetree shivering made me sneer "You won't be able to take over. Me and my family will stop you if you ever try to take over again." "Oh, but you can't, Pinetree. you're stuck with me. You're mine. You couldn't have forgotten our deal already." Pinetree's eyes widen as she backs away "no." I grin and step towards Pinetree "yes." "I only agreed to stay here." "Tisk tisk tisk. You agreed to stay by my side. You also agreed to listen." "No. I agreed to listen to what you have to say about magic." "Funny things verbal agreements are. There is no specification in them." Pinetree looked absolutely terrified "I'm never going to listen to you not in a million years!" I laugh "I believe I have the time, Pinetree."

Dipper's POV:

No this can't be happening I can't be here I shouldn't have made that deal this was so stupid of me I cover my face with my hands

"Don't worry about it yet Pinetree. I can't take control of the universe until I get all of my powers back. So, until that happens I'm going to teach you some of my magic." I look back up at Bill "You weren't lying?" Bill laughed "Of course not, Pinetree. I may use loopholes in my deals but I always fulfill my end of the bargain." I nod "Before we start practicing you need to eat." "No, I don't." Just then my stomach growls contradicting my earlier statement as Bill smirked "What did you just say about not being hungry, Pinetree?" "Shut up." "No thanks."

Bill grabbed my hand and led me to a huge dining room with a long dark oak table and sat me down in front of a plate of steak leaning over the chair I was sitting on "Eat whatever you want. I may be a meatsack right now but I don't need to eat." "And what if it's poisoned?" "Yeash kid, relax. I'm not going to poison you." "Like I'm going to believe that." Bill rolled his eyes at me "Just eat it." I ate a bite of the food "See, wasn't that hard now was it?" "No." "And do you feel like you were poisoned?" "No.." Bill smiled "Good. You eat. I have to go somewhere don't leave until I come back, understand?" I nod and Bill walks out of the dining room I wonder why he doesn't want me to leave

Bill's POV:

I hope Pinetree doesn't get to curious while I'm gone I shouldn't leave him alone but I need to see what happened to all of my hench-maniaches

As I walked down the hall all I could hear was the clicking of my shoes until I made it near the throne room where I heard disorientated monsters you'd think I'd be cautious of walking around in a meatsack form but actually all of my hench-maniaches know it's only to save power and that I can still disintegrate one of them in a millisecond so I'm not too worried

I strutted into the throne room and everyone went dead silent under my gaze "I know that this was an unseen turn of events but, I already have a plan in action to get us back to ruling over gravity falls. You see, young Pinetree was sucked into the rift with us and I will be using them to get back to the meatsacks world. Be on your best behavior around Pinetree, meaning no eating." I saw teeth become disappointed along with many other monsters "I know, it's hard. But it will be for the best when we get out of here." After I saw everyone understood I continued "I'll need half of you to gaurd the fearamid while the others help with preparations to go back to the meatsack world. We have three years to make this happen." Everyone nodded and ran off but I grabbed Pyronica's arm as she was leaving "I'll need your help with pinetree." "Uh, Understood boss."

I took Pyronica down the hall walking back towards the dining room "Why do you need my help with the zodiac, boss? No offense, but I thought you'd ask 8-ball to help you." "Usually I would but you see, Pinetree was hiding a little something from us. I figure you'll be the only one who can help me with this."

I crack the big doors to the dining room open to see Pinetree sitting in the chair I put her in looking down at the hands she had in her lap I heard Pyronica gasp and saw her eyes widen "the Zodiac is a girl!?"