POV: (G)I-DLE Got Kidnapped

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Miyeon

Minnie: Uhm hello 911? Yes I would like to report a kidnappin-

Soojin: *Dazed*

Soyeon: We should just go there and yeet miyeon unnie from them

Yuqi and shuhua: *Playing pubg* SOMEONE'S ATTACKING!








Minnie

Miyeon: Oh god, Minnie got kidnapped!

Soojin: we know

Soyeon: No choice, Let's take her away by now, She'd already be playing with them.

Yuqi: Eh?

Shuhua: Minnie unnie might be so scared right now....

*Meanwhile minnie at the kidnappers house*

Minnie: Hey hey that's cheating, Give me my property and you, Pay me money. This Is monopoly









Soojin

Miyeon: SOOJIN'S MISSING!!!! SOOJIN'S MISSINGGGGGG!!!!!

Minnie: Where's soojin?

Soyeon: "We're coming soojinnnn!!!!!!"

Yuqi: Omoooo let's goooooo!!!!

Shuhua: *Bawling her eyes out* MY JINJIN!!!!!










Soyeon

Miyeon: Hey guys.... Our leader's missing....

Minnie: *Didn't notice* Soyeon a- WHERE'S SOYEON?!

Soojin: She got kidnapped *goes back to cooking shuhua seaweed soup*


Yuqi: *Laughing* She's too smol for you to notice unnie *snort*

Shuhua: *Laughing with yuqi*









Yuqi

*Kidnapper calling*

Soyeon: Hello who Is It?

Kidnapper: I have your child.

Soyeon: What I don't have a child-

Kidnapper: Then who's this kid that's been trying to convice us that the earth is flat?!

Soyeon: Oh my gosh they have yuqi

Kidnapper: We don't want anything please take her back *desperately crying*





Shuhua

Miyeon: GUYS SHUHUA'S GONE

Minnie: WHERE'S MY BABY?!

Soojin: SHUHUA YAH?! WHERE ARE YOU?! YEH SHUHUA?!


*Soyeon at cube*

Soyeon: CUBE SAJANGNIM SHUHUA'S MISSINGGGGG!!!!!!!

Yuqi: Goodness, haku mata have you seen her anywhere?!


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Please note that this Is a joke and I do not mean harm to the girls nor anybody reading this.

Regardless, Miyeon get well soon and Stay safe people 💖

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