Guardian tales

Popular slime cream

Interested by the famous Kanterbury Slime Cream the knight go see if she can have some in the slime highlands, when she enters the place, she already sees two huntresses talking.

-You came to get slime cream, right?

-Yeah. Let me know if you need any help. I'll share mine with you.

-Thanks you... We're best friend forever, right?

-Of course. I'll do anything for my friend.

They stop talking when a huge rumble is heard, the ground shake and soon a torrent of people pass between the two huntresses, with scream of joy and greed they run toward the slime highlands.

-So, this is the slime nest?

-Just few slimes are worth my month's salary.

-Oh my god, is this heaven?

When the storm stops the two women stare at each other with doubt. Suddenly the left huntress hit the right to stun her, as soon as she hit her, she run toward the highlands to have her part of the cake. The knight starts to walk, she sees that the huntress is just stun and not hurt so she continues her way. The place is full of goblins, she defeats them while some people run from one point to another without even caring about her.

-Good, I got five of them!

At the next spot there is some slime with the goblins, but she can't even reach the two of them that some people defeat them while leaving her the goblins.

-I got it!

-I can finally take my helmet off!

Then they proceed to flee, the knight sight and continue to walk. At the next spot she sees two people at the ground, hopefully they are not hurt, they were probably trampled by the gigantic crowd that passed by.

-I didn't get any...

-I'm done...

She let them rest and can't help but be frustrated when everything just starts over, people take the slime while she must defeat monster, and an ogre on top of that!

-Phew, that was a close call!

-Honey I caught a slime. Yes, yes, I'm going home right now, love you.

In the next spot everything is perfect, not a monster in sight and an enormous slime just stands there, she approaches it but she can't even defeat it that someone just jump at her face, just a look is enough, it's the first huntresses!

-You came for the slime too? This is mine!

She shouts at her, the knight, angry replies.

-I found it first.

-Nuh-uh. I won't give it away!

She starts to load her bow but taking her by surprise the Guardian give her a huge load on her head just like she did at her friend. The huntress moans in pain and whispers.

-I lost... My slime cream...

The knight then proceeds to defeat the slime and finally she gets in her hand the famous slime cream. She uses it and put a little bit of the cream on her face. But then she can hear her enemy laugh.

-Hahahaha, look at you. Even the slime cream can't help your ugly face.

Angry the knight then uses more slime cream on her face. The huntress looks at her panicked and shouts.

-W, wait! If you use the cream that much...!

Without listening to her the Guardian go wild with the cream using as much as she can. Suddenly a huge beam of light come out of her body and create a little explosion, when the light disappears, she feels... different, she looks at her body and see a giant puddle of orange goo. She tries to move and realise that she became a slime!

-You turn into a slime...

The huntress finishes her sentence when a huge crowd appear, they look at the knight slime with their big eyes fill with greed.

-It's a slime!

-A slime!

-Get it!

They run toward her ready to beat her. The knight filled with panic start to shoot the orange projectile that the slime uses the defend themselves. Defeating the people one by one she can't see the end of it, she dodges the sword of the greedy humans but with her heavy body she is not fast and take some hit, finally when she feels that she will soon pass out from exhaustion the last human fall. She then rest to catch her breath but she don't have the time that six little goo come out of the forest, they surround her and start to jump in joy happy that the humans are not a threat anymore, they show her a way to go out of the forest, as she start to crawl with her new body she feel strange, the feeling grow... and grow when suddenly in a new beam of light she became her old self, finally she can feel her good body, she promise herself to not use the slime cream again and go out filled with relief.