CLAUSION Oneshots

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Claude asking everyone.

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Claude:"Hey, Lancelot can I ask you something?"

Lance:"Yes I love Cecilion."

Claude:"Good for you.Anyways, what does Gusion like?"

Lance:"it's you,of course."

Claude:"I'm being serious here."

Lance:"Neither am I."

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Claude:"Cecil?☺️"

Cecilion:"Baby Claude what's good?"

Claude:"Everything's good,Cecil! What about you? How's work?"

Cecilion:"Got another deal actually 🙁."

Claude:"Why are you sad?"

Cecilion:"It means no Time for Lance and no time for you guys, missed events again🙁."

Claude:"It's still a blessing, Cecil! I'm so happy and proud of you.💜"

Cecilion:"Aww thank you baby☺️.So what's up?"

Claude:"I have something to ask since Gusion's busy and here I am to surprise him something."

Cecilion:"Aww sure baby what is it?"

Claude:"Do you know what does Gusion like?"

Cecilion:"You."

Claude:"Cecil..."

Cecilion:"What? I'm serious. Oh and Waffles."

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Claude:"Lesleeyyyyy"

Lesley:"Claudeyyyyyy, what's up?"

Claude:"I have a question."

Lesley:"Sorry but I love Guin,You're cute but it's a no."

Claude:"EXCUSE ME?"

Lesley:" It's a joke, Claudey 😂. so what is it?"

Claude:"I hope Guin always fight you😠."

Lesley:"Ah hey!! I said it was a joke. So what do you want to ask me?"

Claude:"What does Gusion like?"

Lesley:"Isn't that you?"

Claude:"😑😑😑😑😑"

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Claude:"Guin!!"

Guin:"What?"

Claude:"Do you know what Gusion like?"

Guin:"Duh obviously you🙄🙄."

Claude:"Unbelievable😭."

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Aamon:"Hey brother in law, you already check those,right?"

Claude:"Yes I already did. By the way do you what Gusion like,right?"

Aamon:"Of course."

Claude:"So what is it?"

Aamon:"You."

Claude:"🤠🤠"

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Aurelius:"Bish you didn't tell me that you went to BTS concert yesterday! And plus Tomorrow,we have a SVT fansign to attend to."

Claude:"I was calling you yesterday morning like one hundred times and yet you still sleeping in your bed and of course I have to leave you since I'm getting late yesterday in their concert."

Aurelius:"Whatever."

Claude:"Anyway, I have a question."

Aurelius:"And what is it?"

Claude:"What does Gusion like?"

Aurelius:"oh my gosh, bish. He doesn't want anything or anyone other than you."

Claude:"I can hear you scoffing here right behind my ear, bish."

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Claude:"Black & red ninja, I have a question."

Haya:"I'm offended, why did you call me that?"

Claude:"🙄 stop being dramatic and answer my damn question."

Haya:"Uhhh... whatever."

Claude:"So...what does Gusion like?and no don't tell me it's me."

Haya:"....You."

Claude:"Sweet mother of monkey—"

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Claude:"NERDY HANZO, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION, DON'T EVER COMPLAIN."

Hanzo:"OKAY?? BUT WHY ARE WE SHOUTING??"

Claude:"IDK EITHER OKAY??!"

Hanzo:"🤠."

Claude:"What does Gusion like?"

Hanzo:"Didn't he tell you?"

Claude:"nope. I was planning to surprise him tho."

Hanzo:"Then why don't you wrapped yourself with a red ribbon."

Claude:"Nevermind."

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Claude:"Hey Emo's boyfriend."

Alucard:"Emo's wha— ok I'm offended."

Claude:"You should be and I don't care. Anyways, What does Gusion like?"

Alucard:"Not other than you."

Claude:"Nonsense!😠"

Alucard:"Hey I'm telling the truth!"

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Claude:"Hey emo kid."

Granger:"What?"

Claude:"What does Gusion like?"

Granger:"That's funny but if you want me to tell the truth, it's you."

Claude:"It's not funny and Thank you for being honest but how come it's me?"

Granger:"Obviously cause he only likes you."

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Claude:"Please don't punch me and in too young to die."

Paquito:"I don't want to punch anyone unless you want me to."

Claude:"NO! By the way I have a question."

Paquito:"??"

Claude:"What does Gusion like?"

Paquito:"Waffles..."

Claude:"Only that?"

Paquito:"And you."

Claude:"😃😃😃"

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Claude:"What does Gusion like?"

Chou:"I don't know. Why don't you ask him and plus I'm not Gusion, I don't even know what he likes."

Claude:"Okay...R00D!!"

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Claude:"LOVE?!"

Gusion:"Yes Love?"

Claude:"GUSION PAXLEY!"

Gusion:"Okay, I'm sorry for starting the series on my own,love. I swear it's only one episode."

Claude:"WHAT?! U TRAITOR 😠."

Gusion:"I'm sorry😞."

Claude:"What do you like?"

Gusion:"What?"

Claude:"answer me in 5 seconds, starting now."

Gusion:"Claude Macquoid."

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