Well I got to go find the academy today I'm fucked. I hop out of bed and put on a hot outfit
2nd one!
Kool imma grab some food oh shit I don't have any--- oh, well. I then proceed to jump out the window like the badass bitch I am and start looking for the academy. While I'm jumping around looking for it I see a wild Hinata walking to the academy so I guess I'll follow her, if I talked to her I'd probably scare the living shit outta her so I won't.
Time skip brought to you by Karma's strawberry milk~~~
I am about to enter the classroom when I see a butterfly and get distracted Hehe oops. I walk in and get a lot of odd looks. Dayum judgmental much!
"Hello!" Iruka greets me
"Hi" I say pretending to be socially acceptable for once HA!
"Would you happen to be the new student, Kaiya?" he asks me
"Yes. That would happen to be me." I speak 'calmly', inside I'm raging with teen hormones and excitement.
I notice some boys giving me love eyes and shit. Ew wtf-
"OK! would you like to introduce yourself?" he speaks again
"Uhhh. Ok?" I walk to the front of the classroom and and say
"Hello, It's Brittney bitch!" just kidding That's what she sai-
wtf???? who is that. Ehhh oh well bitch.
"Hello, my name is Kaiya Reaper heiress of the Reaper clan. I hope we can get on in a civilized manner at least." I say... Wow weird to be normal.
"Is there any questions for Kaiya?" Iruka asks the class
A few people raise their hands.
"You pink hair" as I point at Sakura
"It's Sakura, and do you like anyone?" she says
"No I just got here. Why would I?" I ask sounding kind of offended
Bitch what do you think I am some kind of slutty ass whore?
"ok next, Yellow hair with orange jacket" yass you guessed it!
"What jutsu can you do Dattebayo?" He asks me
"I lost track after about 37." I say
The whole ass class gives me a wtf look. Yeah I have this book with all the hand signs and jutsus for super weebs like me. I also tracked every hand sign in the whole ass show! HA. I'm so badass.
"No more questions okay. May I please go sit down now?" I ask politely
Please don't let me sit with Sasuke- god all the fanfics put the mc with him pls no- GOD PLEASE!!!
"okay! You may sit wherever you like!" Iruka states happily
YAS! SCORE! I quietly go find a seat in the back. Kewl ima look at memes now hahahaha fuck class. ADHD gang where u atttttt~~~~
"OK class we will be re-doing the transformations test today!"
WTF NU MY GOD DAMN LUCK BITCHES! ON THE FIRST DAY TOO!
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY SASUKE'S BITCHY FAN- GIRLS~~~
"Kaiya you do not have to do the test because it is your first day although you may attempt if you wish" Iruka tells me
"I will do it." I say pridefully
HEHE BIATCH I MEMORISED HOW TO DO THIS SHIT A LONG TIME AGO!
I walk to the front of the classroom and say "Transform!" I succsesfuly transform into Claude from black butler. YES THIS IS GONNA BE A NARUTO X BLACK BUTLER FIC HAHA BITCH... Kinda?... No jk jk but i might add other anime characters in the background just beacause-
'Wtf who is you'
' its me author-chan!~~~'
' R U the one who brought me here?'
' HELL YASS IMA ACT AS YOUR SEALED DEMON HEHE'
'So like a jinchuriki?'
'Ya'
Time skip to after school given to you by Grell the fabulous red haired reaper~~~
'can u make me op?'
'sure maybe later kid bye ima go back to watching vines bye kid'
'FELLOW MEMER IN THE HOUSE!!!!'
"well I have nothing to do cuz schools over"
you should train then Jenny
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
urrrggg author- chan is so weird!!! I guess I will go train.
TIME SKIP~~~
That's my job bitch!
Fuck you!
Whelp I gotta go shopping anyways-- oop. I jump out the window with my backpack with moneys and shit cuz yah. I go buy some Bread and eggs because I need protein lol. Should I pretend to be socially adept? Fuck yes, this will be weird but fun! Gotta try new thing yk? fuck it imma also get some clothes-
Cliffhanger!!! Mwahahaha bye lovely reader!!!!
Btw I do not own Naruto or any of the characters only the storyline of this book and my oc inserts belong to me!!!
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FanfictionSOME WARNINGS, PLEASE READ!!!! There is violent language, violence swears of all sorts, and some sensitive topics such as self harm and death ect. PLEASE DON NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TO ANY OF THESE THINGS!!!!! 18 year old Kaiya Lirith/Reaper had a da...
