Im in NARUTO?!

Hell yeah

While I am walking home I accidentally bump into someone.

"Sorry." I say faking my personality so I get accepted into society here. Like damn things really do be brutal out here tho- I don't wanna get bullied bc I'm just too great for everyone here yk?

"Hn." They say

Oh shit it better not be duckass he's to emo for me to be around.

"I will be going now." I say flatly

"oi." He says

"excuse me but I am in a hurry." I say trying to avoid conversation with this bitch.

"The Reaper clan is an extinct clan of gods. Who really are you." He asks me

Hell nawh. I dun gonna get exposed on like the- wait what day is this author-chan-? 

Jay- I think it's the second

Thanks ig-

"I know that. Also, the Uchiha clan is extinct too. Yet we all know who you are. I even gave you people an introduction earlier, excuse you for not listening. Goodbye, have a nice evening." I tell him hehe being normal is fun cuz I get to fuck around with people!- Not like I DON'T get to fuck around with people normally- cuz I always do that- but likeeee, they don't even know I'm messing with them- so it's kinda fun lol.

"tch." he says and walks away, weird ass. I don't even get why girls like him he is an emo with duck hair.

Pffft- I don't have anything against Sasuke- just most fanfics put oc or y/n with him in the first five chapters, btw I also have no ship in this book so far do yall want a ship tho?- I'm just here to write my beloved fanfic<3<3<3

- Author- Chan

I walk around and then go back to my house and put away the groceries.

"URRGHH being socially acceptable is so damn tiering!" I scream

Fucking weird ass Uchihas like tf, what is so good about Sauce Gay Ukulele. Whatever, Ima go try and summon something lol. I don't care about no bitchesssss~~~

I go outside and touch some grass. Some how I managed to summon author-san.

"Bitch you ain't even doing this shit right. Here child, the hand-signs for summoning."

"EY!"

Author- san give me some random ass sheet of hand-signs. Hoe I already know this shittttt-

Yall the pic wont load so search summoning jutsu hand signs in your browser

I do the shittt on the sheet and summon a small snek.

Awww a snek. AND HE IS WEARING A TINY HAT!!!!

"wussup motherfucker" I say

"Who in the name of Shrek are you?!" says the small snake.

Omg it knows about SHREKKK

"mY NaME Is YOuR mOm" The snake looks at me like, wtf??? I mean reasonable, if a 12-13 year old walks up to you and says that their name is your mom- how tf are  you even supposed to react-?

"No. My name's actually Kaiya--" Ok- ok emo lighten up snek

"sooo I assume you want to make a contract with the snakes?" The snake asks me

"Sure-?" Wait Orochimaru still exists- Whatever I like snakes- I do not care. The snake spits out a scroll and I sign my name in my blood. Oke how in chicken nugget does that work that snake is so smol??????

"Your all set kid." 

"wait was ur name bro---" I ask

"The name's Aiko." wow classy.

"goodbye hell child" Says Aiko. It, they, he, she(?) swallows the scroll and disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Bro- I haven't actually explored my house heeheehehehehe.... Imma do that<3

Yall here is a list of shit in the house and what Kaiya knows

- Kitchen (2)''

- Bathroom (6)'

-Mudroom'

-Pantry

-Kaiya's room'

- Guest room (5)'

-Weapon room'

-Basement (You'll see later on ;D)

-Living room (2)''

-Pool room/ exercise room

-Attic (You'll see later... just waiiitttt~~~~)

- With ' before -= Kaiya knows

Multiple '= she knows # as many as ' is shown after the word. Numbers mean how many of the room there are in the house. 

Hi yalllll~~~ how is ur day??? Btw if you want any ships pls tell meeeeee<3 this chapter had an interaction with mysterious duck :0- so like anywaysss- Comment, vote, or follow? It's free my friend <3 Btw I have some school shit--- I will post as much as possibleeeee<3 Bye bye my lovely ice cubes <3

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- Author- Chan