District Troubles

SBI!?

"TOMMY!"
Ranboo and Tubbo ran to Tommy and hugged him tightly "Let go you fuckers I can't breathe" Tommy said as Tubbo and Ranboo immediately let go "We thought you almost died! what is Dream XD doing in this district anyways!?" Tubbo yelled in panic as Ranboo patted Tubbo's back to calm down "I don't fucking know! he just popped up in the shop like a lizard!"Tommy shouted in complete confusion "It's ok Tubbo, Tommy is here and safe, plus if Dream XD wanted to catch him then he could've just did, although I don't really know why he didn't try to catch Tommy" Ranboo muttered while trying to calm down Tubbo as Tommy decided to speak "Yeah calm down big man, also Ranboo did you catch any criminals on patroll?" Tommy said as Tubbo decided to sit on the couch to process and think of why the Top 1 hero decided to show up at a district where heroes don't rarely patroll to  "Oh uh yeah, I mean I did but it's only like 50 dollars an hour for a hero like me" Ranboo said and decided to sit beside Tubbo who was staring at nowhere "50 fucking dollars an hour!? but you're a hero! even the Timer hero was a fuckin millionaire!" Tommy said arms crossed and pissed at how the hero system is unfair "Apparently you can only get a raise when you patroll in the inner districts becuase that's where you can get famous?" Ranboo said and as he said that he immediately covers his ears because he knows what Tommy's reaction is gonna be, "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Tommy said in anger as he walked towards his room to get his stuff, I'm gonna bust in that fucking Hero Tower and beat the shit out of every single hero inside of it,  It's almost as if Ranboo read Tommy's mind and immediately ran at Tommy and said " We are NOT gonna go to the tower to beat heroes I know it's unfair but you might even get caught once you even take a step inside!" Ranboo scolded both of his arms on Tommy's shoulders as Tommy sighed and cleaned up the gear he was going to put on "Fine fine I won't go to the tower dickhead" Tommy said as Ranboo took his arms off Tommy's shoulders and sighed in relief.

Tubbo had an idea of how the people can pay their upcoming rent immediately throwing the worry of Dream XD off his head as he stood up and walk towards the two "I have an idea of how we can gain money" Tubbo said smiling as the two turned around to face him "how? we barely even have money around here" Ranboo said thinking of what Tubbo means as Tommy only looked at Tubbo thinking of what stupid Idea Tubbo has again, oh how wrong he was.

"I was thinking if Ranboo patrolls in the inner districts while Tommy Patrolls in the morning!" Tubbo said both of his arms on his waist as Ranboo and Tommy look at each other in shock at how Tubbo finally had a normal Idea, Tommy then added "Why do i have to patroll in the morning? I mean sure it's my day off today but I thought I patroll at night?" Ranboo then came to realization at what Tommy said and agreed, "Tommy that's because you saw Dream XD last night and since Vigilantes are usually known to patroll at night time you're switching to day time patrolls until Dream XD will stop patrolling here"  Tubbo said as Tommy groaned "But who will patroll at night time? most crimes rise at night time" Tommy made a face that clearly shouts disappointment, "I mean you guys aren't the only vigilantes here right? what about like Jester guy or something" Ranboo said and Tubbo lights up at that "Yes! I forgot about that guy!"  Tubbo says smiling as Tommy groans and shuts his room door and plops into his bed.

Tommy will have to wake up early again due to patroll, atleast he doesn't have a messed up sleep schedule anymore atleast, as Tommy falls asleep the feeking of the hard and uncomfortable bed fades away.

                9:37 AM
As Tommy flutters his eyes open he hears the annoying sound of Tubbo poking his face "Tommy- Tommy! your finally awake! anyways come eat intant noodles with me so you can go patroll now!" Tubbo said not poking Tommy's face but now shaking his body as Tommy groaned "fuck off" Tommy slurred as he was just about to sleep he was pushed off the bed by Tubbo "What the fuck!?" Tommy said and gets up as Tubbo laughs "Get up big man the instant noodles is gonna go cold, Ranboo is patrolling in the inner districts today, also you won't get an earpiece because I have work today so be careful out there" Tubbo said as he immediately ran out of the room to go sit on a chair infront of a computer, Tubbo works as a call center agent where he has to deal with Karens and shit.

Tommy groaned and walked towards the couch with a coffee table covered in newspaper as he saw the instant noodles he sat down and slurped the noodles out of the cup, right he has to patroll today, so much for a break day, he goes into the bathroom and takes a very quick shower as he doesn't want to make Ranboo faint again due to the water bills last time, he then put on his usual outfit when he goes patrolling, he opens his window and immediately jumps out of it landing on the ground he immediately climbed to the roof beside the alleyway and does his usual jumping rooftop to rooftop, he spotted a mugging in one of the alleyways, he immediately jumped down knocking the mugger as the woman trembled in fear and shock "wh-" Theseus cut the woman's sentence off as he spoke " Don't worry ma'am you're safe now" Tommy said smiling at the woman and tied the mugger, he left him at the police station adding a letter, that these people were criminals, he always records shit before he goes down and knock them out for some proof, and as the day went on he jumped rooftop to rooftop again taking a close eye on shady people from crime to crime mugging to robbery, a loud thud came up behind him as he turned around and saw the SBI hero team

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Theseus immediately bolted backwards running away from the three as he heard fast steps from left and right and flapping wings above him as he turned to look back, why the fuck is the SBI here!? he suddenly heard Zephyrus the man with wings saying "Sorry mate but we're gonna have to arrest you" No Theseus was not gonna let that happen, their sending Top heroes here now!? "Aha yeah sorry but that's not gonna happen dickhead" Theseus said as he jumped off the rooftop and immediately dived in a dumpster damaging his left ankle with a sprain, as the three heroes jumped down one of them yelling "Theseus!" as Theseus immediately threw two of the smoke bombs running out of the alleyway, the pain still being there he groaned and immediately hid behind the closed Prime Bakery/Cafe he works in and panted in relief, he took out his phone to immediately call Tubbo, "Hello?, Tommy?" Tubbo asked as Tommy immediately replied with a whisper-yell "TUBBO THE SBI HERO TEAM IS IN THIS DISTRICT!"  Tubbo perked up "WHAT!?"  Tubbo immediately switched tabs and tracked Tommy's phone "Tommy the SBI is not near take your chance and get in here!" Tubbo yelled at the earpiece.

SBI POV
As the three heroes coughed and panted, Zephyrus flapped his wings to get the smoke out of the way "Where the hell did that kid go!?" Phantom yelled loudly looking around searching on the crowd of similarities of the Vigilante "Calm down Wil we'll get em next time" The Blade said trying to calm Phantom "Why didn't you guys catch him!?, aren't you the Top 2 hero or something!?" Phantom shouted at Blade as The Blade sharpens his sword "Wilbur you're the one who has a grudge on vigilantes couldn't you have catched them sooner" The Blade said in a monotone voice trying to offend Phantom, Zephyrus immediately being the mature one out of the three spoke up "Boys!"  Both Phantom and Blade immediately froze to the voice of their father "We're gonna catch the Vigilante and arrest them, it was reckless of us to chase one of the top Vigilantes without a plan" Zephyrus said both hands on his waist giving the two a scolding look, "The Captain actually co owns a bakery/cafe now so how about we go there hm?"

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It's a pretty cliche story I know and it's kind of messy XD
The chapter is apparently very short
chapter 3 is gonna be written soon!